This is now the third post we’ve dedicated to Abbey Clancy and her bikini vacation to Sardinia with her soon-to-be-husband Peter Crouch and their infant. Three days – three different bikinis. Seriously, is there anything to do in Sardinia besides lay next to the water? No beach volleyball? Snorkeling? Swim up bar? Could we mix it up a bit, please? How about bird watching or a couple trips to the buffet for skin-and-bones Crouch. At this point our eyeballs can’t take much more. Make it stop, Clancy.