Dummy Hanging From Building Stumps Lowell, Mass. Cops [Cuff 'Em]
True, on the surface this isn’t a sports story, but when’s the last time you saw two cops being stumped by a six-foot dummy hanging out the third story window of an apartment building in Lowell, Massachusetts? It’s summer, the temps are in the 90s and the Bruins are still playing hockey on June 8. In other words, these nutcases are drinking heavily and coming up with crazy ways to act out.
Uploaded: June 7, 2011
Premise of Video: (from the vlogger) Our long time neighbor, and short term roommate hanged himself from our third floor balcony. The Lowell Police took him downtown for questioning.
Climax of Video: One cop to the other cop…”Can I have him?”
Conclusion: Exhausted, Chuck and Rich took the dummy to the Golden Banana for a couple lap dances and the lunch buffett.