Craziest Craigslist Casual Encounters Of 2011 Stanley Cup Finals: Game One

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It’s that time of year when we give fans the heads up on possible relationship building opportunities combining sports championships and Craigslist. Today we look at the Stanley Cup and those fans looking for odd ways to hook up for Game One of the Finals. Fans have odd requests in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist. We’re here to guide you through the craziest, strangest and possibly a downright nightmare inducing classified. Don’t waste time. The puck drops at 8 EST.

Just remember a hat tip to Busted Coverage if things work out for you crazy kids out there.

Oral Vs. Don Cherry Yapping? Who You Got?

great oral for you during Bruins Game – m4m – 44 (Framingham )

would love to drop by before during or in-between periods whatever best suits you and give you some great oral to completion I am clean HIV- please be the same you do not have to be in great shape but have a nice dick shoot a nice load and love to get your cock sucked like a champ… let me know asap so we can set something up

Thanks

Hopefully This Guy Lives Next To El Presidente From Barstool Sports

BRUINS FAN? – m4m – 32 (boston)

this canucks fan, born and raised on the west coast b.c. wants to show up at your place in my canucks jersy, have my hands tied, be spit and pissed on and in my mouth, and have my throat grudge fucked hard and rough until you cum on my face. love it degrading and nasty! i’m 6′ 205lbs hwp brn hair grn eyes 6″ c and shaved balls. very clean and ddf. prefer 50+ “dirty old man” types that look their age. could be into more. reply with what you’re into and what you want to do to me and stats. one liners will be ignored.

What Happens To Happy Ending if Bruins Lose?

Date for Stanley Cup Finals – m4w – 40 (Boston Garden)

I have two seats for the Stanley cup finals and I want a fun date to go with me. I am a Bruins season ticket holder and have seats in row 3 from the ice!! I am looking for a date to go with me to Game 3 (1st Home Game) of the Boston Bruins, Monday 6th of June 8pm. I want someone who understands hockey and like the Bruins. I will pick up and drive in to the game. I will pay for the evening including the ticket for the game, over $1000.00 value. I am looking for a young woman between the the ages of 24-36 yrs old. I would like someone who is not shy and is outgoing. Someone who is willing to dress to impress…tight and teasing is welcome. I would also like a happy ending to the night after the Bruins win. Willing to talk about before the game….
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Bruins Fan in need of heat next to the ice!

A Simple Canucks Fan Who Has Needs Tonight

Bj Before Game Today!! – m4w (Delta / travel)

I’m just looking for a good blow before the game today, and a donation for you….or anything else you have in mind!! pls be clean as iam!!! “GO CANUCKS GO!!!”

Our Home Run Of The Day…Canucks Fan Looking To Cross Dress!

Looking to Crossdress and watch the Canucks game t4m, t4mm, m4mm – m4m – 20 (You Host)

Looking to CD for the first time and watch the Nucks game together on Wednesday. We can cuddle as we watch the game together and maybe fool around during the intermission and after ;). I am a complete virgin and do not own any CD clothing, so please provide (can discuss items later). I would be unpassable for sure as I am 5’11 and 200 lbs amd Asian. One or more guys is cool. Please include age, area (as I can’t host), the usual stats, and what you would like to do. Thanks!

You Disgust The Shit Out Of Us 

young bi guy from Vic looking for hot couple – m4mw – 27 (downtown hotel)

Will be in Van saturday for the canucks game. Staying in a downtown hotel, would love to have a hot couple over for some fun after the game. Im mostly into girls, but sometimes have a craving for some cock. Would love to find a bi couple thats into it. Always had a fantasy of it. Not totally into a gay couple or single guy, but not totally oppose it. No harm in sending me a msg with some pics. :P
Im a younger lookin white guy, w/ a playoff beard right now. lol. Im 5’7, one forty-ish, with a nice cut cock. And clean, chill, into 420, and beers for sure. Maybe even a little E if your into it. But totally ok if your not. But a bonus if ya are. :P
Like i said, coming over from victoria on sat. So looking to chat a little and exchange pics.

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