2011 June
Jun 30, 2011Football
Pouncey Planking Getting Too Gay Via This Fridge 3-Way Train? [Photos]

Pouncey Planking Getting Too Gay Via This Fridge 3-Way Train? [Photos]

PEOPLE, REMAIN CALM. THE PLANKING FAD WILL END. Might be tomorrow. Might be over the three-day weekend. Might end July 22. Rest assured, it'll end. But for now, roll with it. Embrace it. Never before in the history of the Internet have we seen more photographs of black athletes NOT in a jail then right now. Um, but have the Pouncey twins officially taken this fad too far? A triple plank on top of a fridge? Too gay? Photos - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011
Tony Parker’s Teen Girlfriend Is Beauty Queen Barbara Morel [Photos]

Tony Parker’s Teen Girlfriend Is Beauty Queen Barbara Morel [Photos]

Um, nothing like rebounding from Eva Longoria with a 19-year-old beauty queen. Tony Parker's life is really hard right now. He's filthy rich, locked out of his NBA job and parading around France with some chick named Barbara Morel. Just wondering, is it wrong of Parker to go into the teen territory? Hey, it's all legal. We checked with our French legal staff and they say nothing wrong with some young poon if you can stomach the tabloids. JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Soccer
Melissa Satta Rockets Back To World’s Hottest WAG Via This! [28 Photos]

Melissa Satta Rockets Back To World’s Hottest WAG Via This! [28 Photos]

Just a day after we awarded the "World's Hottest WAG" title to little known Federica Nargi, the infamous Messica Satta must have been tipped off to her snub. In retaliation, Satta hit Formentera Beach, Spain (yes, 3rd hot chick of the week at that beach) and unloaded on this blue-ish bikini that nearly caused a riot in the BC HQ. So, that quickly, Nargi has been bumped and Satta has taken over the title belt. It's like the WWF of the late 80s. Gallery! JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Football
DeSean Jackson’s 17-Minute $10,000 Bar Bill [Photo]

DeSean Jackson’s 17-Minute $10,000 Bar Bill [Photo]

And the trend of uploading bar bills to Twitter rolls on with DeSean Jackson showing off his trip to The Colony the other night. The final tally: 17 minutes after pulling into da club = $10,335.82. Look, all for these ballers bragging about how much they spent on booze. Would totally be doing the same thing. But, guys, at least black out those bottled waters tallying $48. That just screams moron. On the other hand, the 4 Ace of Spades commands respect - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011NFL
Here Is Carson Palmer’s Cincinnati House That He Just Sold [14 Photos]

Here Is Carson Palmer’s Cincinnati House That He Just Sold [14 Photos]

Cincinnati media is going nuts today over the news that Carson Palmer's suburban 5,500 sq. ft. house has sold for $1,915,000. The 5 bed, 5.5 bath house has "Pool, Spa, Golf Green, Pond & Lush landscaping" according to the real estate listing. From what we can see, it's also a pretty boring pad. But this is the sign, for most Bengals backers, that the QB is serious about this plan to never play for the team ever again. The house was bought for $2mm & change in 2003. Pics - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011wags
This Is Silvio Berlusconi’s ‘Dentist’ Nicole Minetti [22 Photos]

This Is Silvio Berlusconi’s ‘Dentist’ Nicole Minetti [22 Photos]

UPDATE: The gallery now actually works & is worth your time. Sorry. - BC. Over a year ago there was an Italian gossip story where Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi had his teeth smashed & needed dental work. Ironically, he ended up visiting a hygienist named Nicole Minetti, who just graduated from hygiene schooling. Silvs eventually recruited Ms. Minetti to run for political office. Fast forward to last week when Nicole hit Formentera, Spain to get in some bikini action. Must admit...this is Silvio's hottest WAG - EVER. Not sports, but you guys demand such galleries - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Features
MC Hammer Bobblehead Night & David Stern Is A G Thang [Burnt Toast]

MC Hammer Bobblehead Night & David Stern Is A G Thang [Burnt Toast]

Peter finally decided to get his ass out of bed this morning and hits us with Burnt Toast at 12:30 EST. Not exactly still breakfast time, but he's been getting to sleep at like 4 a.m. so whatever. Deal with it. What's on the agenda today? #SternSong delves into what song David Stern had on the radio this morning. Also, Reggie Bush now says he ain't giving back s#$%. Not getting that Heisman from him. Full report - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011
Russian Women’s Soccer Team To Play In Bikinis To Sell Tickets [Photos]

Russian Women’s Soccer Team To Play In Bikinis To Sell Tickets [Photos]

While the women's World Cup trudges along in Germany with barely a pulse in the United States, a Russian soccer club has taken the extra step to guarantee a great turnout for its next match. FC Rossiyanka, 3-time Russian Women's Premier League champions, are so cash strapped that they've promised to play their next match in bikinis to put men in the seats. Extreme? To Busted Coverage? No way. To purists? Of course. Full details and photos - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Other Sports
Mo Vaughn Doppelganger Is: Rick Ross, Suge Knight, Mark Henry Or Other?

Mo Vaughn Doppelganger Is: Rick Ross, Suge Knight, Mark Henry Or Other?

The aging 'Hit Dog' was at Yankee Stadium last night, showing off his ice and that sweet Affliction shirt straight out of 2007. Our old buddy tipster Tree sent us a photo text message of Mo Vaughn last night for two obvious reasons (a.) when's the last time you've seen Vaughn and (b.) dude is totally turning into the doppelganger of at least 3 celebrities off the top of our heads. Your choices - AFTER THE JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Features
Cops: Former Dolphins DT Daryl Gardener Head-Butts Girlfriend [Cuff ‘Em]

Cops: Former Dolphins DT Daryl Gardener Head-Butts Girlfriend [Cuff ‘Em]

Can't say we'd heard from former NFL DT Daryl Gardener for quite some time. The guy hasn't played a down in the since 2003, but he gets back into the news this morning after University of Central Florida police busted him on head butting his girlfriend charges. Ah, but it was Gardener who called the fuzz to allege she attacked him with a tire iron. The GF has visible injuries so Daryl took his banana boat to jail. This relationship should be about over.

Jun 30, 2011Features
Falcons LB Akeem Dent: Not Me Planking Cop Car [Morning Twitpics]

Falcons LB Akeem Dent: Not Me Planking Cop Car [Morning Twitpics]

June 27-July 1, 2011 will forever be remembered as the week when black athletes took planking to the next level with a varied of planks that were both stupid and then others that were pieces of art. Take Atlanta Falcons LB (2011 draft pick) Akeem Dent's Twitter account last night. Dude uploaded two photos and left us with these messages: "Im against all this #plankin but when u plankin on a police car u get mad respect!!!! Aint nobody gpnna top that" and "All I can say is #plankin to the max!!! Yes the man let us do it" More from Dent - JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Other Sports
Shallon Lester Allegedly Drank Lone Amstel Light At Boston Bruins’ Cup Party

Shallon Lester Allegedly Drank Lone Amstel Light At Boston Bruins’ Cup Party

By now everyone has seen the Boston Bruins' bar tab from their Stanley Cup victory party at Foxwoods. It included the $100,000 bottle of MIDAS Ace of Spade champagne along with more than $8000 worth of less pricey Armand de Brignac Ace varieties and various other drinks. All told, it came to more than $156,000. Well, someone noticed one of the partyers ordered an Amstel Light and Amstel made it their mission to unearth the drinker of the lone Amstel Light. Here she is - Amstel Light girl!

Jun 29, 2011Other Sports
NASCAR Drama: Kurt & Eva Busch Are Splitsville, Heading For Divorce  [Photos]

NASCAR Drama: Kurt & Eva Busch Are Splitsville, Heading For Divorce [Photos]

BC Associate Editor Monty is fired up this afternoon over this stupendous NASCAR news: People who follow NASCAR may already know that Kurt Busch and his wife Eva have split, but I don't watch that stupid redneck crap, so it's news to me. So is the existence of Eva, who's smoking hot. Bad news for Kurt, good news for us! Even bigger news is how NASCAR writers pussed out and wouldn't write about Busch's hot ex hitting the road. JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Other Sports
Debunking Charlie Sheen Used Steroids For Major League Claim [Photos]

Debunking Charlie Sheen Used Steroids For Major League Claim [Photos]

Charlie Sheen is back in the news, conveniently in time to correspond to his television comeback attempt from the CBS fiasco, with an interview with Sports Illustrated. In his own words, Sheen claims to have used steroids before his performance in the 1989 cult classic, Major League. "Let's just say that I was enhancing my performance a little bit," admits Sheen. "It was the only time I ever did steroids," he's quoted as saying. Then he goes on to say his fastball rose from 79 to 85 mph for the movie. Ready for us to call bull$#@!? JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Cheerleaders
Greatest Chinese Male Cheerleader – EVER [Video]

Greatest Chinese Male Cheerleader – EVER [Video]

There was some debate within the Busted Coverage office as to if this video was old or if Chinese cheerleader dude was making his American debut today. BC reader, Brian emailed it in and says, "Love the site. Thought this was pretty funny." Funny? When is the last time you saw a male cheerleader wearing the female uniform with such vigor and excitement? Off the top of our foggy heads, never. Watch as Zhou Pu's (a name we've given him) dominates the floor and earns his new worldwide fame. Video - JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Features
Last Gilbert Arenas Plank Ever & Woody Paige Dissecting Women’s World Cup [Burnt Toast]

Last Gilbert Arenas Plank Ever & Woody Paige Dissecting Women’s World Cup [Burnt Toast]

Of course this post is late today. Peter tells us, "Was at that 13 inning Rockies game last night. Struggling today." That was at 10 a.m. mountain time. But he does bring the goods for you today, tackling Gilbert Arenas's planking fanaticism and Luck Fickell on the Dan Patrick Show. Oh, and special mention of the Vatican opening a Twitter account. Pope Benedict RT is like being touched by God.

Jun 29, 2011Features
Anaconda Underwear & What Happened To Tyra Banks? [Daily WTF]

Anaconda Underwear & What Happened To Tyra Banks? [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Full gallery - JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011NFL
Cam Newton Destroys Vegas: Throwin’ Bones, Riding Scooter & Stylin’  [Photos]

Cam Newton Destroys Vegas: Throwin’ Bones, Riding Scooter & Stylin’ [Photos]

Our boy Cam Newton was in Vegas over the weekend for the Warren Moon Sports Dream Foundation Charity reception with other luminaries such as Michael Irving, Jerry Rice, Ray Lewis, Too Tall Jones, Eric Dickerson, etc. But the big news for Busted Coverage was that our future meal ticket (in case you didn't hear, we own his BCS pants - value skyrocketing!) was having some bro time with his big brother Cecil Newton Jr. at the craps table. Go crazy, SEC Nation!

Jun 29, 2011Other Sports
Chris Bosh Bachelor Party At Tao Beach Beverage List & Strawberries [Photos]

Chris Bosh Bachelor Party At Tao Beach Beverage List & Strawberries [Photos]

Seriously, we can't stop laughing. Nearly choking to death. Convulsions. Why? Chris Bosh is in the news this morning for what is being dubbed by the Mainstream Media Dorks® as the giraffe's Hangover 3 bachelor party. That Hangover 3 garbage, obviously pumped by some PR retard, is being passed around the Internet. Well, we're here to show you the real party and provide you with tipsters who say Bosh was eating chocolate strawberries at Tao Beach. JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Features
Larry Adamczyk’s Porky’s Day At The Gym: Grab Ass & Flops It Out [Cuff ‘Em]

Larry Adamczyk’s Porky’s Day At The Gym: Grab Ass & Flops It Out [Cuff ‘Em]

What exactly goes through ones head to go to the local gym and figure Monday is a perfect day to expose his junk and play grab ass with other dudes? Meet Larry Adamczyk. He's in some trouble for doing exactly that at an Illinois fitness center where he left a path of straight men disturbed and violated, the local fuzz alleges. We've already tracked down the guy's Facebook account and he doesn't hide his bi-sexuality. Must have been one of those days - GET SOME - JUMP!

Jun 29, 2011Other Sports
‘Cocks Nearly Decapitated As Streamer Gun Lady Unloads [Morning Twitpic]

‘Cocks Nearly Decapitated As Streamer Gun Lady Unloads [Morning Twitpic]

Didn't watch a single inning of the College World Series last night, but got up to find a Yfrog in the inbox featuring goofy streamer woman blasting off a couple of caps. As @ChrisPhelan wrote: "Good thing the girl on the left ran out to the field & fired off her streamer gun after South Carolina won the CWS." How exactly does one get the post-CWS streamer gun job. Can any of you unemployed losers tell us? Craigslist? Omaha Job Bank? Good Wednesday to you, too. Let's go!

Jun 28, 2011Other Sports
World Toe Wrestling Championships Just What Rex Ryan Needs To See [Video]

World Toe Wrestling Championships Just What Rex Ryan Needs To See [Video]

Busted Coverage Associate Editor Monty writes : The British are pretty much useless, especially when it comes to sports. Hell, they invented soccer and they're not even any good at that anymore. So what do they do? Invent a sport that's so idiotic no one else will want to play, enabling British rule once again... in something. Video of toe wrestling - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011wags
Federica Nargi Is Your New World’s Hottest WAG [23 Photos]

Federica Nargi Is Your New World’s Hottest WAG [23 Photos]

Nope, had never heard of Federica Nargi before 4 p.m. EST today and that's shame. Why? Because we would have given her the "World's Hottest WAG Crown" before June 28, 2011. Now it's all hers. Backstory: she is 21, an Italian TV presenter and is the arm candy of Juventus striker Alessandro Matri. She was a 2007 Miss Italy competitor, which must be like an NBA Draft for futbolers. Prepare to be amazed by her bikini performance this week in Formentera, Spain. JUMP.

Jun 28, 2011Football
42 College Football Twitter Accounts You Must Follow In 2011

42 College Football Twitter Accounts You Must Follow In 2011

It was an exhaustive process tracking down the 42 most important college football Twitter accounts of 2011, but that's what interns are for. Kevin The Intern's Associate Intern, Garrett, was tasked with researching and tracking down the most influential, creative and must-reads that'll get us through college football '11. If you are on this list, congrats. It also means Busted Coverage will have at least 6-7 pairs of eyes on you at all times. Make us proud, boys. Full list - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Football
Nebraska WR Brandon Kinnie Basketball Hoop Planking Is Best Ever? [Photos]

Nebraska WR Brandon Kinnie Basketball Hoop Planking Is Best Ever? [Photos]

If you listen to NFL Draft sites such as NFLDraftScout.com, you'd know that Nebraska WR Brandon Kinnie is ranked as the 41st WR available for the 2012 Draft. Yes, that's too many uses of Draft in one sentence. Deal with it. Anyway, Kinnie could play in the NFL, but we figure he'll now be forever known as the first college football player to pull off the regulation basketball hoop planking. Yes, this is now the 3rd planking post today on BC. Deal with it. JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Football
Joe Flacco Marries High School Girlfriend Dana Grady [Photo]

Joe Flacco Marries High School Girlfriend Dana Grady [Photo]

Big news from the NFL Lockout® front where QBs are getting married at a dizzying rate. Joe Flacco went very low key over the weekend and managed to get married with only 2-3 Twitter messages even mentioning it - and no photos! The lucky lady is Dana Grady, his high school girlfriend of 9 years. Nope, she doesn't have a unibrow. That's her with Vanilla Ice. Seems like a lovely lady. What else can we report? The couple was registered at Crate & Barrel. More - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Other Sports
Maria Sharapova Face Makin’ Machine: Wimbledon Edition [14 Photos]

Maria Sharapova Face Makin’ Machine: Wimbledon Edition [14 Photos]

About 10 days ago Busted Coverage warned you guys that Maria Sharapova was back and possibly ready to win a Grand Slam title. In today's 4th rounder she trounced her opponent 6-1, 6-1. Along the way we've also noticed a pattern from Sharapova, besides the grunting madness. Facial expressions. Many of them. So many, in fact, that we've pegged Kevin The Intern to keep track of them during Wimbledon. Here is his first dump of 15 Great Sharapova Faces - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Features
WTF Plankin’ Edition – Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Scene [Daily WTF]

WTF Plankin’ Edition – Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Scene [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

Jun 28, 2011Other Sports
Gilbert Arenas & Daughter Planking [Photos]

Gilbert Arenas & Daughter Planking [Photos]

Our old buddy Gilbert Arenas was up to his antics again last night as he entertained his Twitter followers on a Monday with photos of him planking - sorta. Probably not cool to his young, impressionable fans was the shot where Agent Zero is planking face down in a hot tub. There's also the shot of his daughter planking - sorta. Please NBA, lockout these guys. It's content gold. Bored NFLers and NBAers might be the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. PHOTOS - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Features
Rehoboth Beach Legend Nick Pappas & Fart Machine Busted [Cuff ‘Em]

Rehoboth Beach Legend Nick Pappas & Fart Machine Busted [Cuff ‘Em]

As we mentioned a few days back, weird things happen on the beaches of this nation when the temps hit 85 and the nutjobs try to escape the lack of air conditioning. Take the case of the ultimate Rehoboth Beach (Delaware) 81-year-old Nick Pappas. He's known as the "Old Fart" and loves fart jokes and to use his fart machine on unsuspecting tourists. The problem for Nick came late last week when he decided to use the fart machine on life guards. Not good, Nick. JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Features
The Hottest L.A. Dodgers Jersey On Market – Chapter 11 [Morning Twitpic]

The Hottest L.A. Dodgers Jersey On Market – Chapter 11 [Morning Twitpic]

Want to know how lame MLB.com is? Visit this link and try to personalize a Dodgers jersey to "Chapter 11." You'll get the following message: Your current entry cannot be processed. Language deemed inappropriate, derogatory, or profane will not be accepted. Please create a new entry. Love ya, MLB. You do realize this action is just going to prompt more idiots to make these jerseys, right? *Shaking head.