2011 May - page 2
May 23, 2011Features
Horse Pilates, Cheese Massage & Men In Strange Outfits [Daily WTF]

Horse Pilates, Cheese Massage & Men In Strange Outfits [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

May 23, 2011Tennis
Anna Kournikova As A Biggest Loser Trainer Will Be Must-See TV [Photos]

Anna Kournikova As A Biggest Loser Trainer Will Be Must-See TV [Photos]

Remember how we told you Anna Kournikova is selling her house? Now we know why. The tennis starlet is set to become a trainer on The Biggest Loser. Hear that sound of potato chips being shoved down our throats? Yeah, we're busily preparing to add at least 325 pounds so we can have Anna scream at us with that sexy Russian accent while we nearly die on the stair climber. Full details of the biggest sports/primetime television news of the 21st Century - JUMP!

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May 23, 2011Other Sports
It’s Official: Chris Kaman Really Is Ted Nugent Of The NBA, Loves Guns [Photos]

It’s Official: Chris Kaman Really Is Ted Nugent Of The NBA, Loves Guns [Photos]

It's good to see everyone made it through The Rapture and returned to work this morning full of energy and excitement for life. Clippers center Chris Kaman made some news over the weekend, thanks to his pre-Rapture buying spree at a gun store where he had cameras snapping as he felt up some new weaponry to ward off those responsible for the end of the world. What we really learned about Kaman is that this guy really is the Ted Nugent of the NBA and his Twitpics prove it. JUMP!

May 23, 2011NFL
RB Garrett Wolfe Arrested, Bloodied After Refusing To Pay Miami Beach Bar Bill

RB Garrett Wolfe Arrested, Bloodied After Refusing To Pay Miami Beach Bar Bill

And we have a winner for 'NFL Running Back Mug Shot Of The Week' thanks to Bears' RB Garrett Wolfe not paying a bar tab at a Miami Beach bar. Dude is a free agent, refusing to pay a tab and then attacking off-duty police officers. In other words, as you'll see, Wolfe's NFL career is probably over, but he'll always have this infamous arrest pic and those drunken eyes. Bro was in town for Heat-Bulls and this happens. Full story of Garrett's tussle - JUMP!

May 23, 2011Features
Gym Teacher, Coach Stacy Hopkins Popped For Student Rapes [Cuff ‘Em]

Gym Teacher, Coach Stacy Hopkins Popped For Student Rapes [Cuff ‘Em]

It seems Stacy Hopkins, a gym teacher and junior varsity basketball coach in Tennessee, wants to steal some of the thunder from the Texas chicks sleeping with their students. Hopkins was arrested twice last week for raping students and the fuzz says cellphone records indicate the 28-year-old was up to no good and you'll never guess who turned her in. Full report - JUMP!

May 22, 2011Other Sports
Best Preakness Tank Top Sunburn Of 2011

Best Preakness Tank Top Sunburn Of 2011

We're busy compiling the best infield photos from Saturday's Preakness race but thought we'd get the party off and running with Tank Top Dude and his sweet cherry red shades. If you have a photo that should join our Preakness '11 Infield Madness gallery, email us. Have a sunburn photo that is sweeter than this guy? Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

San Jose Sharks Orange Men Rip Off Canucks Green Men [Twitpics]

San Jose Sharks Orange Men Rip Off Canucks Green Men [Twitpics]

San Jose got back in Western Conference Finals last night with a 4-3 victory and the Orange/Teal Men made an appearance. Yes, San Jose totally ripped off the Green Men idea and pretty much bombed according to the Twitter rumblings we tracked overnight. Emily Gross typed, "What's with the Orange Men in San Jose? Does no team have originol [SIC] ideas anymore? @TheGreenMen are way better : )." See for yourself what all the fuss was - PHOTOS - JUMP!

May 21, 2011

Cam Newton Owns Euro Knee Shorts That We Are Nuts About [Morning Twitpic]

Cam Newton Owns Euro Knee Shorts That We Are Nuts About [Morning Twitpic]

Cam Newton spent his Friday at a school in Santa Monica, California telling the kids how to get the best deal from SEC schools if the kids are good enough to play QB in the legendary conference. He also told them that Mississippi State couldn't promise a big enough check to his dad so the family thought the best place for Cam's talents would be Auburn. BC also learned that Cam can rock a pair of Euro shorts. Totally getting a pair of these for the summer. Dude is on a role.

May 21, 2011

Clemson Rain Delay Antics Include Human Curling, Dropping Deuces [Videos]

Clemson Rain Delay Antics Include Human Curling, Dropping Deuces [Videos]

There are rain delay antics and then there are the videos turned in this week from the Davidson vs. Clemson rain delay that pretty much put all competitors to shame. When's the last time you saw human bowling or cage fighting/wrestling rings made out of Clemson baseball players. Or, our personal favorite, Clemson players doing a skit where they recreate a scene with a player dropping a deuce. This is baseball rain delays at their best. Multiple videos! JUMP!

May 20, 2011

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May 20, 2011Other Sports
Do You Think Macho Man Savage Used Tanning Beds? RIP, Poffo [Photos]

Do You Think Macho Man Savage Used Tanning Beds? RIP, Poffo [Photos]

Don't start bombarding the email inbox with all sorts of "That's not a very sensitive headline," messages. Do you realize this gallery is like 2 hours behind the hordes of Bleacher Reports, Huffington Posts, TMZs (all 30 posts), Celebuzzes, Yahoos, SB Nations, etc? Seriously, you'd think a President died this morning in a tragic heart attack/hitting a tree accident. Randy Poffo was 58. Dude changed a generation of pop culture, especially Halloween costumes. Gallery! JUMP!

May 20, 2011Other Sports
Chuck Liddell Going Stand Up With Military Dog At Andrews AFB [Photos]

Chuck Liddell Going Stand Up With Military Dog At Andrews AFB [Photos]

Chuck Liddell is now well into his post-UFC career, serving as Vice President of Business Development for Dana White's empire. That meant 'The Iceman' got to spend yesterday and this morning at Andrews Air Force Base flying with the Thunderbirds and having a military dog attack the former world champion. Watch that happy dog try a flying chomp maneuver that seems to totally impress Chuck - JUMP!

May 20, 2011Other Sports
JJ Barea & Zuleyka Rivera To Marry? What Is He Waiting On? [Photos]

JJ Barea & Zuleyka Rivera To Marry? What Is He Waiting On? [Photos]

Puerto Ricans are abuzz today over an innocent interview from WFAA in Dallas with Mavericks guard JJ Barea. Asked whether he'll be marrying his insanely hot girlfriend, the guard told a reporter "Maybe, we'll see," when pressed on his future plans. Could Barea possibly do any better? This is the mountain we all aspire to climb. It's the Mount Everest for men, especially tools that wear those stupid Euro knee shorts. Step up, Barea. Gallery of Ms. Rivera - JUMP!

May 20, 2011Other Sports
Vancouver Canucks Flasher Fan Face Revealed [Photo]

Vancouver Canucks Flasher Fan Face Revealed [Photo]

Of course we're making you click thru this intro to see Canucks Flasher fan's face because this is a business and we're in the business of pageviews. You think BC gets out of bed at 6 a.m. for the fun of it? No, we have to pay our bills. You think the Huffington Post rewrites AP articles because it's fun? No, they want paid. Now JUMP!

May 20, 2011Other Sports
White Sox Dad Goes Digger In Flying Attempt At Foul Ball Last Night [Video]

White Sox Dad Goes Digger In Flying Attempt At Foul Ball Last Night [Video]

You are looking at a video that currently has 5 views on YouTube and will be your sports blogosphere viral video of the day after dad went Snuka for a foul ball during last night's White Sox-Indians game. You know your pops is awesome when he gives this type of effort to snag a foul ball for you. Baseball Father Of The Year Video - JUMP!

May 20, 2011Features
Dude Blasted With Rubber Bullets & Doesn’t Keep His Bath Salts [Cuff ‘Em]

Dude Blasted With Rubber Bullets & Doesn’t Keep His Bath Salts [Cuff ‘Em]

We've been off the bath salts beat for a few weeks only because the goat killings seemed to have subsided. Now we get word that some doper down in Asheville, North Carolina went to the extreme to get his bath salt fix. Wesley Brandon Shelton got a hankering Wednesday & decided it was the best time to bulldoze a stolen car through a convenience store to score a few hits. That's just where the fun starts. Full story - JUMP!

May 20, 2011
South Park Tea Bagger/White Boy Is A LeBron James Fan [Morning Twitpic]

South Park Tea Bagger/White Boy Is A LeBron James Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Keeping with our May tradition, BC watched somewhere around 5-8 minutes of last night's OKC 106-100 victory. Instead there was some House Hunters (hoping to catch a new Extreme Couponing) followed by last night's new South Park where Tea Baggers overrun a Fed Ex. The highlight came when white boy/wigger 'Playa' wearing his LeBron James jersey started grabbing his junk and holding a 9mm to heads. Three more screencaps of the hilarity - JUMP!

May 19, 2011Other Sports
Julianne Hough Boxing In Miami Vs. A Bernard Hopkins Title Fight [Photos]

Julianne Hough Boxing In Miami Vs. A Bernard Hopkins Title Fight [Photos]

Bernard Hopkins fights Saturday night in Montreal against some guy named Jean Pascal. Yeah, snoozer. But in his day Bernard Hopkins was considered one of the all-time greatest middleweight boxers - ever. So when we found Julianne Hough performing a boxing workout this week in Miami it popped into our heads - "Guys care more about a hot chick wearing boxing gloves than they do a boxing title fight in 2011." Anyone care to debate? Hough - JUMP - PICS!

May 19, 2011NFL
Here Is How Mark Ingram Is Getting Paid During The NFL Lockout

Here Is How Mark Ingram Is Getting Paid During The NFL Lockout

This one goes out to all you dorks who still buy trading cards, specifically the fellas who are into the cards featuring jersey swatches. You might be getting ripped off because Mark Ingram probably won't wear #80 in the NFL, making the cards that are eventually manufactured from this signing event worthless in our eyes. But, who are we to ruin your fun or tell you what to do with that cash? We just paid $1,525 for Cam Newton's BCS Championship pants.Full shot of fatty! JUMP!

May 19, 2011Features
Grindhouse, Human Drive Thru & Nice Unitard [Daily WTF]

Grindhouse, Human Drive Thru & Nice Unitard [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Today's WTF - JUMP!

May 19, 2011
Tubby Went To Marlins Game & Saw Naked Hippie Streaker [Video]

Tubby Went To Marlins Game & Saw Naked Hippie Streaker [Video]

The MLB Season Of Weird rolls along and gave us naked hippie dude streaking last night's Marlins-Cubs tilt in front of what seems to be 8,500 diehards. As mentioned before on this site, we've had an over abundance of weird streakers, foul ball catches, etc. and it's only May 19. While Astros streaker takes the cake for escape of the year, ganja smoker gets bonus points for going balls to the walls - literally. Video for the ladies - SFW - JUMP!

May 19, 2011Other Sports
Playboy Miss June Mei-Ling Lam Dishes On Celtics, Tom Brady’s Hair [5 Questions]

Playboy Miss June Mei-Ling Lam Dishes On Celtics, Tom Brady’s Hair [5 Questions]

Take a hot Asian chick from Maine, throw her into the pages of Playboy and tell us she's willing to talk about her fascination with the Boston Celtics and we instantly send 5 Questions Editor Joe Student in for the interview. Would she like to play F, Marry, Kill with Boston's Big 3? You'll have to see for yourself - JUMP!

May 19, 2011Other Sports
Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring Found In Mentos Container – In Swamp [Cuff ‘Em]

Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring Found In Mentos Container – In Swamp [Cuff ‘Em]

Police are getting closer to busting open the case of punks in Washington state who broke into Phillies' pitcher Kyle Kendrick's house and took a giant haul of 2008 World Series memorabilia. Tuesday night police pounced on one man who has a history of with law enforcement. He just happened to know where the ring was hiding. Full story of this crazy heist- JUMP!

May 19, 2011
Omer Asik’s Bulls Jersey Looked Like An O.J. Crime Scene [Morning Twitpic]

Omer Asik’s Bulls Jersey Looked Like An O.J. Crime Scene [Morning Twitpic]

Yes, your loyal blogger finished up a Maria Sharapova post late last night, looked at a clock and raced to catch the final five minutes of Bulls-Heat. The timing was perfect because Omer Osik was about to get bludgeoned by Wade in a collision that left the Euro looking like he took a blade to the throat. We give you Dwyane's sliced forearm - AFTER THE JUMP - if you're into blood and the NBA.

May 18, 2011Tennis
Tiffany Company Sponsoring Maria Sharapova’s Earlobes At French Open

Tiffany Company Sponsoring Maria Sharapova’s Earlobes At French Open

Maria Sharapova, coming off a title at the Italian Open, gets rolling this week at the French Open and she'll actually have a sponsor buying space on her earlobes for the duration of her tournament. Tiffany, the legendary jeweler, has inked a deal which means Sharapova will give up her lobe to the company who'll (for the French, Wimbledon & U.S. Open) accessorize her ears with $3,200 diamond earrings. What's the big deal? Not much other than a chance to stare at an ear and think of how blessed an athlete is when a piece of fatty, useless skin is advertising real estate. PHOTOS! JUMP!

May 18, 2011Football
Jared Lorenzen’s Offensive Lineman Looks Like A Buffet Slayer [Photo]

Jared Lorenzen’s Offensive Lineman Looks Like A Buffet Slayer [Photo]

Back in April we broke the news that Jared Lorenzen was floating around the arena football world, looking like he's ready for a scab position in the NFL. Suddenly the guy is getting more run from sports blogs and more photos are being taken of the gargantuan former New York Giants backup. But today we're here to observe and appreciate the dude who's responsible for protecting the former UK Wildcat buffet slayer. Clear photo...after the JUMP!

May 18, 2011
Spot the Civil War Photobomb

Spot the Civil War Photobomb

http://nextround.net/2011/05/civil-war-photobomb

May 18, 2011
Sexy Lisa Ann

Sexy Lisa Ann

http://gorillamask.net/index.php?show_page=gallery&page_id=37973

May 18, 2011
Bikini Flash Mob

Bikini Flash Mob

http://attuworld.com/just-attu/bikini-flash-mob.html

May 18, 2011Other Sports
Great Preakness Drunken Moments Of 21st Century [Photos]

Great Preakness Drunken Moments Of 21st Century [Photos]

Now, before you fill our inbox with hate on that intro photo just realize we love the douchebags who make The Preakness what it is in 2011. Douchebags are our audience. They pay the bills. Using the word douchebag to describe the infield patrons at Pimlico is an honor. You are what you are. It's not that you even remotely care about horse racing. As far as handicapping goes, Preakness douchebags know more about handicapping how to pound 12 beers before 10 a.m. than they do a race. This year's race takes place Saturday in Baltimore. Once again you won't be able to bring your own booze, but feel free to smuggle in a booze backpack or two. Photos! JUMP!

May 18, 2011
The 3 Person Chess Set Exists

The 3 Person Chess Set Exists

http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/18/things-that-exist-of-the-day/

May 18, 2011Football
Cam Newton’s BCS Championship Pants Now Belong To Busted Coverage!

Cam Newton’s BCS Championship Pants Now Belong To Busted Coverage!

It comes with great pleasure for the Busted Coverage staff to announce that this fine operation has been victorious in the purchase of, via Auburn University, the game pants worn by Cam Newton during the BCS Championship. What do we have planned for the pants? They will reside in Ohio and have a nice comfy spot where select friends of Busted Coverage Nation will be given the privilege to look at and maybe touch the grass stains from that night in Glendale. Why purchase these pants? We have a secret plan and it might include the upcoming Harvey Updyke trial. JUMP!

May 18, 2011Features
Actual Leather Socks, Darth Vader Urinal & Naked Willie [Daily WTF]

Actual Leather Socks, Darth Vader Urinal & Naked Willie [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The photos roll in and our reaction is usually the same, “WTF are we going to do with that?” It’s a major dilemma, but the solution was to hire an editor who’s job is to bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Here is there new showcase of epic fails, WTFs and other random garbage that now makes up “Busted Coverage’s Epic Moments In Failure.” Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

May 18, 2011Other Sports
16-Year-Old Rides Paris Hilton Racing To First MotoGP Victory [Photos]

16-Year-Old Rides Paris Hilton Racing To First MotoGP Victory [Photos]

Very rarely does Busted Coverage dabble in the MotoGP news market for obvious reasons unless some Grid Girl has a skirt disaster or a fan gets hit by a motorcycle. And the moto circuit is full of Euros that just bore us to death and never end up on ESPN. But, folks, all eyes on deck. Paris Hiton has a racing team that her handlers said would be a great idea and the bike even sports pink. Well, Paris Hilton Racing tasted its very first victory lane nectar over the weekend in Le Mans, France.

May 18, 2011Other Sports
Jersey Chasers Deploy Arm/Hand/Mind Drones On Chase Utley [Video]

Jersey Chasers Deploy Arm/Hand/Mind Drones On Chase Utley [Video]

Our friends at Crossing Broad ran an innocent video yesterday of Chase Utley on a Clearwater, Florida rehab assignment where the MLB All Star was interacting with the locals. Pretty innocent stuff and we almost passed over the video, but then it struck us that this is a great example of Jersey Chasers In The Wild. If you've followed BC over the years you know that WAGs and Jersey Chasers provide us with plenty of fodder. But, we rarely see them in action. Rarely see how a Jersey Chaser operates. Never see her deploy the arm/hand/mind drones on a millionaire baller - until now. Video of these ladies in action...JUMP!

May 18, 2011Other Sports
Astros Streaker Kevin Wayne Crabtree Mugshot Released By Police [Cuff ‘Em]

Astros Streaker Kevin Wayne Crabtree Mugshot Released By Police [Cuff ‘Em]

By now if you haven't seen the Astros fan evading security during his insane escape from Minute Maid Field, you've been in a coma. Kevin Wayne Crabtree was the guy behind the streak and has pretty much raised the bar to the next level for future fans running on playing fields. But what was behind such a stunt? Why attempt something that would end with an arrest? There's a very good reason from Crabtree and he told the Houston police department it was a bet with friends. Wait until you see the reason for the streak and Crabtree's history with baseball. JUMP!

May 18, 2011Other Sports
Dan Gilbert’s Son Was Just Too Damn Cute At NBA Lottery [Morning Twitpic]

Dan Gilbert’s Son Was Just Too Damn Cute At NBA Lottery [Morning Twitpic]

14-year-old Nick Gilbert (cool Twitter account) took the stage in Secaucus, New Jersey last night as the representative of the Cleveland Cavaliers and stole the hearts and minds of millions of viewers with his designer glasses and a stellar bow tie. Whether you hate Dan Gilbert, his father and owner of the Cavs, that's for another day. Little Nick has suffered from nerve disorder Neurofibromatosis since birth, making it a feel good story that the teen walked away with the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. And that's where this story kinda ends. The NBA will eventually lock out its players and this sport is in for a huge labor battle. If you think the NFL lockout is ugly, you haven't seen anything. More pics of Nick's cool adventure...JUMP!

May 17, 2011Other Sports
Preakness Kegasus Mascot Has A Sweet Nipple Ring

Preakness Kegasus Mascot Has A Sweet Nipple Ring

There was some hubbub about the Preakness putting its new mascot on display to Baltimore media this week. The dude - Kegasus - is an obvious play towards the white, drunk fratties who enjoy the infield at Pimlico. Ever been to Pimlico? You won't catch our asses going into that 'hood unless there is an infield party at the Preakness, hence the need for a stupid mascot to promote being a drunken fool. The big news with this Kegasus character? The slick nip ring. Smokin'! Video of half man/half Kenny Powers...JUMP!

May 17, 2011
20 Hottest Photos of Rosie Jones

20 Hottest Photos of Rosie Jones

http://linkiest.com/entries.php?id=31324

May 17, 2011
Runner Misses Own Race! [VIDEO]

Runner Misses Own Race! [VIDEO]

http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/runner-misses-race-14779.html

May 17, 2011
Tooshie Tuesday [PHOTOS]

Tooshie Tuesday [PHOTOS]

http://www.funtasticus.com/2011/05/17/tooshie-tuesday-may-17-2011/

May 17, 2011
10 Most Overrated Sports Legends

10 Most Overrated Sports Legends

http://guyism.com/sports/most-overrated-sports-legends-of-all-time.html

May 17, 2011Football
Gilbert Brown Resurfaces With Green Bay Chill Of Lingerie Football League [Photos]

Gilbert Brown Resurfaces With Green Bay Chill Of Lingerie Football League [Photos]

Just when we figured the Lingerie Football League couldn't pull another rabbit out of a hat with more ties to the National Football League, Gilbert Brown resurfaced yesterday at a press conference in Green Bay. Nope, the big guy isn't strapping on the pads for a comeback. Biggin' is back in football, but this time it's with the Green Bay Chill, an expansion franchise of the LFL. Oh, and before you ask, yes this is real and Gilbert is even coaching practices. Amazing, right?

May 17, 2011
Sexy Girls in Glasses [PHOTOS]

Sexy Girls in Glasses [PHOTOS]

http://www.uncoached.com/2011/05/17/sexy-girls-with-glasses/

May 17, 2011
Is the fight over for players?

Is the fight over for players?

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/284352-fight-suddenly-over-for-players

May 17, 2011Other Sports
Finland Wins Hockey World Championship, Gets Beyond Blotto

Finland Wins Hockey World Championship, Gets Beyond Blotto

Let's just say that the next time Finland is in contention for a hockey world championship you should reserve a flight for you and a buddy to visit Helsinki. The country is still drunk after Sunday's IIHF world championship victory and the partying that has lasted for two days. (Left) We have Finland goalie coach Pasi Nurminen going face first into the red carpet after a stellar climb down the stairs. (Right) We have the chick who decided to give her fellow countrymen a show during the street celebration (NSFW-ish). While the photos are epic, the face plant from Pasi is a can't miss. Video...JUMP!

May 17, 2011Features
BC Running Poorly? IE8 Giving You Issues? Feedback Button – Look Left!

BC Running Poorly? IE8 Giving You Issues? Feedback Button – Look Left!

Now that we have your attention. Look, some of you are writing in saying there are major issues with Busted Coverage since the conversion to the new theme. We've been told there are issues with Internet Explorer 8 freezing while on BC. Some of you are bitching about navigation issues. So, the powers that be (our techie expert) has decided to implement that 'Feedback' button on the left side of your browser. Help us make the site run smoothly by telling us your concerns and issues. Be specific because just basic "It doesn't run," won't help us. Leave an operating system. Tell us what browser you're using. Etc.

May 17, 2011Features
Best Buy Geek Squad’s New Ride & Pure Leather Socks [Daily WTF]

Best Buy Geek Squad’s New Ride & Pure Leather Socks [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The photos roll in and our reaction is usually the same, “WTF are we going to do with that?” It’s a major dilemma, but the solution was to hire an editor who's job is to bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Here is there new showcase of epic fails, WTFs and other random garbage that now makes up “Busted Coverage’s Epic Moments In Failure.” Have a photo for this series? Email us.

May 17, 2011Other Sports
2011 Bay To Breakers 12k Race Craziest Costumes [Photos]

2011 Bay To Breakers 12k Race Craziest Costumes [Photos]

As mentioned in yesterday's Cuff 'Em, the 2011 Bay To Breakers 12k footrace was held over the weekend and the BC editors have put together their winner's list for Best Costumes. For those of you not in the know, Bay To Breakers is in its 100th year in San Francisco and brings together the crazies, the techies and the downright out-of-their-minds together for a quasi-footrace. The object is to get drunk, have a cool costume and enjoy the sport of running or walking. Here are the best of the best costumes this year thanks to Sylvain & Tom.

May 17, 2011Football
Gene Chizik Promises Cam Newton Calf 100 Bottles Of Milk, New Church

Gene Chizik Promises Cam Newton Calf 100 Bottles Of Milk, New Church

The guy on the left is Everett Duke, a cherubic character who just graduated from Auburn and leaves the university via the photo of Gene Chizik feeding Cam Newton Calf. The photo was uploaded to Twitter on Sunday and made it to Buzzfeed this morning. The rest is history. What's the story behind Chizik holding a milk bottle for a calf? No idea. Everett didn't expand other than to say "Ever seen Gene Chizik feed a baby cow? Now you have." Full shot...JUMP!

May 17, 2011Features
Basketball Coach Brittni Colleps Arrested For Teacher Sex Scandal [Cuff ‘Em]

Basketball Coach Brittni Colleps Arrested For Teacher Sex Scandal [Cuff ‘Em]

Um, it had been a little dry on the teacher-coach-student-sex-scandal circuit and then Brittni Colleps stepped up to the plate in Arlington, Texas. Local authorities say this 27-year-old had quite a run recently with at least five students who became victims in an alleged sexual rendezvous with the now former freshman girl's basketball coach. After you see what's doing on the jump, we're pretty sure there is a crime here. JUMP!

May 17, 2011Other Sports
Marlins Broadcasters Mock Mets Crying Baby Masked Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Marlins Broadcasters Mock Mets Crying Baby Masked Fan [Morning Twitpic]

"That sums it up, doesn't it," says the Fox Sports broadcaster as Mets fan wearing his crying baby mask heads for the exit after last night's extra innings 2-1 victory by the Marlins. Before you jump us for making fun of some dude with genetic issues, we're 99% that is one of these crying baby masks. If not, sorry brother.

May 16, 2011Other Sports
Dollar Ticket Night For Nats-Pirates Still Looks Like Giant Bore [Photos]

Dollar Ticket Night For Nats-Pirates Still Looks Like Giant Bore [Photos]

As of this writing the Nats and Pirates are headed to the 9th with Washington leading 4-2 on what is a historic night in MLB 21st Century history. You are looking at $1 ticket, $1 hot dog and $1 peanuts night at a ballpark that is less than 5 years old and in a city where baseball was supposed to blossom into a force. Instead, you were pretty much begged to attend this game and as you can see from the following photos being posted on Twitter, the place was still practically empty.

May 16, 2011Soccer
WAG Imogen Thomas Gets Gag Order In Outing Futboler Kiss-And-Tell [Photos]

WAG Imogen Thomas Gets Gag Order In Outing Futboler Kiss-And-Tell [Photos]

Some in England are saying that a court order preventing reality starlet Imogen Thomas from outing a Premiership futboler for his affair with the Zoo bikini model could be a huge game-changer. According to The Guardian, some lawyers argued it could amount to the death of the tabloid "kiss and tell". Why this is happening now is unclear, but reports from the U.K. say that Thomas and The Sun are ready to name names, but the 28-year-old player filed an injunction which will prevent such a move. Not surprisingly, the athlete thought that giving Thomas a signed jersey and a 'please leave me alone' talking to would keep her quiet. His jersey wasn't enough and she's ready to cash in.

May 16, 2011Golf
[Photos]

[Photos]

Most of the best Euro golfers who participated at this weekend's Players Championship were on a plane today en route to Spain where they'll participate in the Volvo Matchplay. Seems boring, but Ian Poulter had the camera out to show fans what it looks like when the Volvo Matchplay has a private 48-seat 737 picking up the golfers and caddies for the long trip overseas. The big surprise here, according to Poulter is that the caddies got to sit in the front, more exquisite first class where it seems the booze was flowing quite freely. More photos of the bird and a scenario you'll never live in your boring lifetime...JUMP!

May 16, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
She’s Probably Not Making 2011 Cowboys Cheerleader Roster [Photos]

She’s Probably Not Making 2011 Cowboys Cheerleader Roster [Photos]

Wait just a minute, honey, who told you it was a good idea to subject yourself to a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryout over the weekend? Those aren't your friends. Are you serious? Did you not have something better to do with a Saturday besides waste an afternoon? Look, we totally understand the 'living a dream' scenario but this is just irresponsible because now you're about to go viral across the Internet because there are hundreds of thousands of white guys just waiting to rip on some woman living her tryout dream. Take this summer and lose 85. Come back stronger in 2012. More photos of the Cowboys cheerleader tryouts...JUMP!

May 16, 2011
Watch This Paralyzed Wheelchair Cheerleader Do Donuts During Routine

Watch This Paralyzed Wheelchair Cheerleader Do Donuts During Routine

Just when we thought our eyes had seen it all with cheerleading routine videos along comes this crazy piece of video journalism where a 7-year-old girl and her tricked out motorized wheelchair are doing donuts to the wild cheers of moms in the crowd. You have to see the ingenuity with this routine. If this doesn't bring a smile to your face on a Monday morning your soul is filled with hate. Video! JUMP!

May 16, 2011Features
Bay To Breakers 2011 Includes Guy Falling Off Roof; 20+ Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Bay To Breakers 2011 Includes Guy Falling Off Roof; 20+ Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Think of the San Franciso Bay To Breakers race as a cross between an Undie Run, a Halloween costume party, a raging kegger and a freak show all rolled into one giant party with 110,000 of your closest friends. Of course there are going to be arrests. Of course there are going to be crazies falling off balconies. Of course there is going to be the usual nudity. And this year the cops took their giant boots and tried to crush the fun by yanking beers out of hands and shutting down a woman passing out Jell-O shots to racers.

May 16, 2011NFL
Tim Tebow Virginity Tracker: The Jockey Chick [Photos]

Tim Tebow Virginity Tracker: The Jockey Chick [Photos]

Tim Tebow was in New York City over the weekend at Macy's doing work for his Jockey sponsorship deal, which meant event organizers had the chance to throw a model in her underwear onto a stage with Mr. Virginity. Guys, we've tracked this guy hanging with chicks and this is the very first photo of Tebow with a chick showing this much skin in the last two years. Imagine that for a second. Not a single public image of this dude with a bikini chick or even a woman in a short skirt. Of course this guy takes his virginity seriously. Step back, ladies, this guy is playing hard to get.

May 16, 2011
Photos: Troy Polamalu Cut His Hair For USC Graduation? [Morning Twitpic]

Photos: Troy Polamalu Cut His Hair For USC Graduation? [Morning Twitpic]

It's one of the great mysteries in graduation cap history. How is it even remotely possible for Troy Polamalu to stuff that Samoan 'fro under the cap without cutting those million dollar locks? "I'm officially a USC graduate!" he wrote over the weekend on his website. "The majority of top picks in the NFL get drafted before they complete their college education. I truly love football, and it's such an immense blessing and privilege as an athlete to be given the rare opportunity to use those talents at the highest professional level, but it's certainly not a replacement for an education." Yeah, but what about the hair. Men, women and children want confirmation you didn't cut the hair. Alternative cap-n-gown angle...JUMP!

May 15, 2011NFL
Ochocinco Bull Riding Video & Photos; Bull Fighting Next?

Ochocinco Bull Riding Video & Photos; Bull Fighting Next?

The self-marketing genius of Chad Ochocinco Johnson was on display last night in Duluth, Ga. where the Cincinnati Bengals WR kept his word and got on a bull during a PBR event. A helmeted Cinco lasted 1.5 seconds on Deja Blu before being thrown off, but that was good enough for a $10k check and a truck that he promises will be given away to someone deserving. This brings to question what could possibly be next for the Ocho circus? May we suggest bull fighting. Photos and video of last night's bull ride...JUMP!

May 15, 2011Other Sports
Astros Fan In Great Fan Escape Video Arrested

Astros Fan In Great Fan Escape Video Arrested

At this point 251,000 viewers have seen the video of the Astros streaker attempting Friday night the greatest escape from a ballpark in Major League Baseball history. But we still don't have a name, Facebook account or Twitter @ handle. Adam Rubin, an ESPN reporter covering the Mets beat, reported Friday that The Fugitive was eventually caught by police, according to Astros officials. This is where you can help us, BC Nation. One of you has info. Make your boy even more famous by sending us a name and preferably a photo or two. Video after the JUMP! mail@bustedcoverage.com