Jim Tressel SI Tweets, Bartolo Colon On Fire & Porn Star Jenny Hendrix [Burnt Toast]

By peterburnsradio May 31, 2011 Posted in Features peterburnsradio g+ page

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The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (*from the last 24 hours)

Jim Tressel: “Resigns” from Ohio State

@KegsNEggs: Bodog prop bet: who will be the next Ohio St coach? Meyer 3/2, M. Stoops 5/2, Gruden 3/1, Pelini 10/1, Dantonio 12/1

I refuse to acknowledge any Ohio State Coach Prop bet that does not include the mention of Mike Leach, even if listed at 14,000 to 1

@EricStangel: Though Jim Tressel resigned, Ohio State says it will still honor all booster payments & free tattoo deals thru 2013

Instead of stepping down how much cooler would it have been if Jim Tressel had to get Scarlet Letter tattoed on his forehead saying “NCAA”…..in comic-sans

@Buckeye_Nation: YouTube – Hitler Reacts To Jim Tressel Resigning http://bit.ly/kXp2xU

Let’s be honest. It’s not a relevant sports sports story unless Hitler weighs in a some point.

@FOTProgram: The Hangover 2 thanks the Tressel SI article for taking the “letdown of the weekend” title with a late charge

Late Monday night, SI.com posted an article heavily anticipated by the Twitterati. While not being a nuclear bomb on Tressel’s career, it left some serious scars. And yes, Hangover 2 was that bad. Sequels are like sleeping with a One-Night stand again. 95% of the time, it’s not as good as the 1st experience.

@WhitlockJason: What game has the media been watching? F—ing clueless. Tatts for memorabilia is quite possibly one of the more honorable things in CFB.

Classic move by Whitlock. Take the most popular topic of the day, take the unpopular stance with a crazy quote, watch the media/Tweeps go crazy…..Rinse. Repeat

Bartolo Colon : Complete Game Shutout vs A’s

@NotTheFakeSVP: What did Colon have done again ? Chupacabre placenta shot into his shoulder ? Is it normal to be out of game then come back chucking 96 ?

Chupacabre Placenta is only available in San Antonio. I know a dealer. How do you think Dejuan Blair plays with ZERO ACL’s?

@Sportsguy33:Bartolo Colon hasn’t had a start w/ 8 shutout IP since 2006. Now he’s about to do it twice in 2 weeks. This isn’t fishy at all.

Listen if Manny Ramirez can jumpstart his career, why can’t Bart…..wait a minute

@LadyBlueICU: The #Yankees need to have Bartolo Colon bobble belly night.

Would probably be a better turn out that Portland’s Greg Oden Bobble Schlong night.

Trending Dumbass #HashTag of the Day: #ItMakesMeSmileWhen

@Mojavi74: #ItMakesMeSmileWhen….@FakeCoachPop does his Press Conferences

Agreed, @FakeCoachPop is one of the better Faux Twitter profiles in sports. Captures the prickness of Popovich perfectly

@TiffiWantsBiebs: #itmakesmesmilewhen……@justinbieber talks to swans.

When you really give it some serious thought. If Justin Bieber talking to a God Damn Swan can’t make you smile, what the hell will?

@LuLuLuzy: #itmakesmesmilewhen I think how pathetic is your life without me :D

I have a sneaky suspicion that this actually Jim Tressel’s side account.

The PCGSWHWTSBPPFOTD:

(Probable College Grad Student Working Her Way Through School By Perfoming Porn Follow of the Day):

@JennyHendrix

According to her. She loves Sundays. And honestly, who are we not to love pornstars that love Sundays? (Did we mention that she’s a huge Jacksonville Jaguars fan – bonus reason to follow.)