Great Preakness Drunken Moments Of 21st Century [Photos]

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Now, before you fill our inbox with hate on that intro photo just realize we love the douchebags who make The Preakness what it is in 2011. Douchebags are our audience. They pay the bills. Using the word douchebag to describe the infield patrons at Pimlico is an honor. You are what you are. It’s not that you even remotely care about horse racing. As far as handicapping goes, Preakness douchebags know more about handicapping how to pound 12 beers before 10 a.m. than they do a race. This year’s race takes place Saturday in Baltimore. Once again you won’t be able to bring your own booze, but feel free to smuggle in a booze backpack or two.

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