Video: Here Is Javier Morales & His Ankle Snapping Like A Twig

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Strap in this morning, boys. We’ve got MLS rising star Javier Morales and his ankle snapping like a willow tree branch, and as a bonus there is a bulge in his sock to show that compound fracture.

This is why we enjoy our lives sitting on the couch, eating buffalo chicken dip on sourdough bread and drinking imports. The only injury that can occur from the life of a sloth is heart attack and hopefully that kills us right away. Not to be giant pusses, but breaking a bone like this isn’t very high on our want list.

VIDEO. JUMP. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Posted: May 7, 2011

Premise of Video: (via vlogger) “Esto ocurrio en la Major League Soccer (MLS) en el partido de Real Salt Lake vs Chivas USA, fractura de tobillo de Javier Morales por una dura entrada de Marcos Mondaini”

Climax of Video: The ankle snap happens straight out of the gate. Be ready.

Conclusion: How he or the trainers didn’t puke is beyond our comprehension.

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