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From time to time we cruise the Maricopa (Arizona) County Sheriff Department’s mugshot gallery for a few laughs and content. Today we found us a keeper.

Meet Matthew Smith. We happened upon this character arrested for assault earlier this morning and can’t stop wondering how a dude ends up with the Lincoln Tunnel through the side of his nose.

Full freaky mugshots (side & front angles)! JUMP!

In Custody For:

ASSAULT-INTENT/RECKLESS/INJURE

DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING

[Maricopa County Mug Shots]

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