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History Of Sammy Sosa’s Bleached Skin: From Brown, To White & Back To Semi-Brown!

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There was a special guest at yesterday’s Celtics-Heat game that just happened to have front-row seats and ESPN’s Doris Burke.

In case you are having a hard time putting a face with a name, let us remind you who that guy pictured above is. Sammy Sosa. Remember him? Of course you do, but the face you are seeing is brown again, after a huge conversion last year to a white face in one of the most tragic post-baseball fashion meltdowns (second to Pete Rose’s Jew grandfather look back on Opening Day) you’ll ever see.

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