Hot Chicks With Fish Lips In Bikinis! Joanna Krupa.
â€¢ If you had took Hugh Hefner -300 in the Hugh Hefner/Joe Paterno “Which One Will End Up In Motorized Scooter Looking Like Really Old Codger At Disneyland First” pool, you are a winner. Here is the Professor of Poon taking in the sights via scooter the other day. Of course if you had Paterno in the “Which One Will Shit His Pants In Public First” pool, that one already cashed. Both were born in 1926.
â€¢ Here is Erin Andrews pimping Reebok last night with Roddy White. Remember, this is the deal that Pageviews will have to terminate in early 2012. Now, if only we can get Chris Berman’s ass off our TVs, specifically Applebee’s commercials. That place is garbage and it wouldn’t even matter if Applebee’s promised virtual naked Kate Upton booth dancing our asses, not going.
â€¢ Speaking of Upton, here she is the other night at Nobu with three girlfriends. Listen ladies, we just want to watch you work chopsticks on some sushi. Nothing more.
â€¢ You want to know why America is losing? Remain calm. There are assholes out there trying to ban Whiffle Ball at summer camps because it’s too dangerous. Hey assholes, it’s also dangerous to eat shit imported from China and you assholes don’t ban that garbage they sell at Super WalMarts.
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