Cuff 'Em: This Asshole With Mad Roller Skating Skills Says Kids Conspire To Get Him Arrested; Accused Of Knocking Down Little Girls!
A man was arrested at a family roller skating party in Florida after concerned parents told police he was purposely knocking down children, mostly little girls.Â But the accused told the station that the children were jealous of his skating skills and made the allegations up. Dennis Delisle, 48, was reportedly arrested on charges of child abuse and battery Saturday night at the Palm Bay Skate Jam.
Yep, your taxes at work. Remember the days when your dad would take this guy outside and whip his ass?