Karissa Shannon says take Butler and the points tonight because she likes dogs.
â€¢ In case you missed Kate Upton doing the Dougie at an NBA game. Normally we wouldn’t waste your time with a stupid dance video but it’s Kate Upton and you guys will click on pretty much anything that relates to her.
â€¢ …including our April Fool’s joke where you thought you were clicking on full-on NSFW Kate Upton photos and got Kathy Griffin’s topless shots instead. Suckers.
â€¢ UConn lost last night. Repeat, UConn lost last night in the women’s Final Four.
â€¢ The professional gamblers are taking Butler tonight, according to the bookmakers in Vegas. Line opened at -4 and is down to -3.5.
â€¢ Sheen was in Chicago last night and was actually cheered but the shitty opening comic was scratched from the show.
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[Victory Formation] – Seriously, tix for tonight’s game can be had for $10!
[Pretty Hot & Sexy] – A feather boa & fake pearl bra that’ll entertain your lonely ass
[Smoking Jacket] – CJ likes being a “sexy bad bitch”
[CelebSlam] – Vanessa Hudgens diamond cutters!
[IDLYITW] – Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Is Already Sold Out!
[Beer Goggler] – Who wants to see Heidi Klum being covered in slime?
[Crossing Broad] – Here is world famous El Wingador rocking Angry Birds shirt at Phils opener!