Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dad So Shitfaced At Parade That He Drops Baby On Concrete, Can’t Spell Baby’s Name Or Give Date Of Birth!
A 2-month-old girl who was dropped by her father Saturday at the Chasco Fiesta parade was released from the hospital and is doing fine. An onlooker told police the baby fell about 5 feet and hit her head on the concrete. Police said Knapp admitted to drinking five or six Bud Lights during the parade and was so drunk that he could not remember the correct spelling of the baby’s name or her date of birth.
Father of the Year candidate. Congrats, Daniel.