Who wants to see Kayden Kross model a Tap Out shirt outside a peep booth?
â€¢ Spent last night watching “South Park’s Greatest Hits,” on Comedy Central and forgot how genius the World of Warcraft episode was. A pimpled, bloated Cartman calling his mom for a shit bucket (and then blasting a giant load of shit) is pure comedy gold that could never be matched in cartoon form.
â€¢ Speaking of shit, this might be the craziest shit we’ve seen this morning. Those crazy bastards in Qatar are looking for a way to keep players cool during the 2022 World Cup so they are developing an artificial cloud. A remote controlled cloud would be positioned over the field and provide shade from the sun. But yet we cannot invent a way to get the Pittsburgh Pirates into the playoffs? C’mon, scientists. Get your asses in gear.
â€¢ Guess who Brooklyn Decker has “a lady crush” on? It’s a sideline reporter. Wonder if she has watched the peephole videos?
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[Mister Irrelevant] – Brian Orakpo might just kill some punks at Bleacher Report
[FratHouse] – This is what OU QB Landry Jones is banging these days?
[NextRound] – Thank The Lord For Texas! Pole Dancing For Jesus Freaks!
[The Nip Slip] – Molly Sims & her tight pants gain attention at the airport
[Funtasticus] – Tooshie Tuesday on Thursday because we forgot yesterday. Sorry.
[Regretful Morning] – We’re not sure who this Hillary Fisher is but she might have implants
[Big League Stew] – Look, Tigers reliever Will Rhymes is totally in love with Chipotle