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Nightcapper: We Leave You With The Big Dance All-Porn Name Team…Including Cam Thoroughman & Ian Hummer!

By   Joe Kinsey   March 15, 2011     Posted in Nightcapper   Joe Kinsey g+ page

Vander Blue might not play a minute in the Dance, but he’s on the All-Porn Name Team!

By now you are firmly planted in front of your TV to catch shitty Big Dance basketball games from Dayton on TruTV or whatever station CBS could find to show them.

BC WTF Editor, Mac, was given the task today to figure out the best porn names from guys playing in this year’s tourney.

And there are some gems. This should be some great halftime material.

JUMP!

Ohio State -
52 Dallas Lauderdale  F  6-8  255  Sr  Solon, OH

George Mason
14 Luke Hancock F 6-5 189 So Roanoke, VA

WV
2 Cam Thoroughman F 6-7 235 Sr Portsmouth, OH

Alabama St.
5 Ivory White G 6-4 175 Jr Greensboro, AL

Princeton
34 Ian Hummer F 6-7 226 So Vienna, VA

Marquette
2 Vander Blue G 6-4 190 Fr Madison, WI
23 Dwight Buycks G 6-3 190 Sr Milwaukee, WI

Tennessee
24 Josh Bone G 6-3 197 Sr Nashville, TN

Arizona
24 Brendon Lavender G 6-5 215 Jr Mesa, AZ

Texas
22 Andrew Dick G 6-2 180 So Sherman, TX
53 Clint Chapman F-C 6-10 239 Sr Canby, OR

Oakland
22 Blake Cushingberry G 6-3 243 Jr Romeo, MI

Missouri
35 John Underwood F 6-9 228 So Phoenix, AZ

San Diego State
23 D.J. Gay G 6-0 170 Sr Sun Valley, CA

UNC Asheville
2 Matt Dickey G 6-1 180 Jr Trussville, AL

Illinois
4 Crandall Head G 6-4 185 Fr Matteson, IL

Morehead State

St. Peter’s Peacocks

Texas A&M
11 B.J. Holmes G 5-11 175 Sr Houston, TX

Kansas St.
3 Martavious Irving G 6-1 209 So Fort Lauderdale, FL
22 Rodney McGruder G 6-4 205 So Washington, DC

Utah St.
4 Antonio Bumpus G 6-3 185 Jr Columbus, OH
3 Brockeith Pane G 6-1 195 Jr Dallas, TX
5 Pooh Williams G-F 6-3 195 Sr Federal Way, WA

Belmont
12 Holden Mobley G-F 6-3 200 Fr Nashville, TN

St. Johns
23 Paris Horne G 6-3 191 Sr Middletown, DE
0 Dwayne Polee Jr. F 6-7 186 Fr Los Angeles, CA

Gonzaga
22 Mathis Monninghoff F 6-7 189 Fr Ibbenburen, Germany

BYU
34 Noah Hartsock F 6-8 230 Jr Bartlesville, OK

UC Santa Barbara
5 Keegan Hornbuckle F 6-7 205 So

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