Weekend Dump: Jimmer Drops 52 & Can’t Get Laid For His Effort!, New NSFW Emma Frain, Hand Bra Of The Week, Fist Bra Of The Week, 100 Motorboatin’ Pics, Futboler Grabs Opponents Balls & Sharon Stone See-Thru!

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Jessica Perez found out the NFL was in lockout mode & was in tears, according to sources.

• It’s official. There is an NFL lockout.

•  Oh, you need another reason why the NBA is so fucking God awful? How about that Kobe Bryant blowjob festival yesterday morning over Kobe’s post-Miami loss jump shot-fest. In case you missed it, American Airlines Arena emptied and Kobe took to the court to shoot for like an hour. Of course the media gaggers were tipped off or told, ‘Hey, Kobe will be out on the court. Who’s up for PR blowjobs?’ Sad fucks, these media people are. Here’s the worst fucking idiot in all of this. Ira Winderman of the Sun-Sentinel. Over 100 morons fell for this shit and retweeted Ira’s garbage about Spoelstra coming to take a look. The coach didn’t see enough during the game? Go fuck yourself.

• Sorry for being long winded this morning. We have time to spare.

• Guess what 80+ year-old uses an iPad? Hugh Hefner!

• Jimmer went for 52 last night and didn’t get laid for that effort? That has to hurt.

• Sad news out of Vegas this morning where fans of the Rat Pack learned they’ll have a couple months to trek to the Sahara casino for one last look at the final Vegas haunt of Sinatra, Sammy & friends. Unable to withstand a shitty economy and a rotting casino, Sahara owners have decided to close May 16. It’s not a huge loss unless you are nostalgic and like $1 beers and shitty blackjack rules.

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Today’s Dump:

[BoobieBlog] – Shall we get the weekend started with Emma Frain’s giant NSFW rack?

[Gunaxin] – Our favorite hand bra of the week courtesy of this ass kicker.

[The Beer Goggler] – Best fist bra of the week thanks to Taylor Vixen. Cute name.

[Onion Sports Network] – BYU students protest Davies suspension by fucking all over campus.

[CelebSlam] – Sharon Stone see-thru. Be honest, would you still do her at 53? Us? After 6-pack.

[Moe Jackson] – Mel Gibson’s chick takes her giant implants for a beach run.

[Coed] – Shit you better be doing on Spring Break – Motorboatin’! 100 Pics!

[BroBible] – Eva Amurri’s will not be doing this on your couch over the weekend.

[GCeleb] – Pixie Lott with the worst bikini of the week. Nice pattern.

[Sharapovas Thigh] – The worst college sports broadcast ever? Worse than Boom Goes The…?

[Who Ate All The Pies] – That fucking hurts! Futboler grabs opponent by the balls!

[EgoTV] – When Fat Fucks Try To Remake The Old Spice Commercial

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