Daily Dump: ‘Come To BYU & Suffer From Blue Balls’, Wolf Child Is World’s Hairiest Girl, Brent Celek’s Wife, Ozzie Guillen LOLs, Cam Newton Scam Audio, 20 Photos Of Sheen Winning, Wonder Boobies & Hot Chicks With Giant Buds!
The Courteney Cox bikini Cougar Town photos you need to see this morning.
â€¢ BYU gets throttled by New Mexico, a team that has struggled down the finish line, in front of the home fans in Provo. We’re perplexed by the insanity of throwing a basketballer off a team for boning his girlfriend. Not even a punishment like flogging him? This should be a great recruiting tool. ‘Come to BYU and suffer from blue balls for 4 years.’
â€¢ How does a basketballer whose team is #3 in the nation resist getting laid? Someone give us the details on that diet because our asses would fail 3-4 days in at BYU.
â€¢ So there’ll be a lockout tonight? We smell contract extension of some sort. Day-to-day extension, perhaps.
â€¢ Wait, so The Giant AssÂ® really is getting nailed by an NBA scrub?
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…we get the morning off and running with a bang and a WOLF CHILD! You have to see the world’s hairiest girl. MUST SEE THIS. [The Daily Mail]
Spring Break Beer Tricks For The Ladies: Bottle Cleavage! [Uncoached]
Geneva Motorshow Ladies! And Bonus Pit Chicks! [Totally Crap]
Eagles TE Brent Celek’s wife could/would kick your pussy ass [The 700 Level]
Photos: Tampa Bay Lighting piss off Kiss fans with this banner gaffe [Puck Daddy]
Ozzie Guillen thinks A.J. Pierzynski getting a speeding ticket is so LOL [SB Nation]
Rate Kendra Wilkinson’s throwing motion as she launches ball to her Jack Russell [CelebSlam]
Hottest Black Chick On The U. of Wisconsin Campus [FratHouse]
This is the scratchy MP3 that blows the lid off the Cam Newton scam [Via Friends of the Program]
The Craziest Bastard At An Airport You’ll See All Day [H8torade]
20 Greatest Photos Of Charlie Sheen ‘Winning’ [Super Booyah]
Busty NSFW Maids That’ll Get Your Ass Fired By Noon: These Chicks! [BoobieBlog]
NSFW India Reynolds on top of Melissa D. and vice versa [Flabber]
NSFW 40-Year-Old Wonder Boobies! [Taxi Driver Movie]
Ok, twist our arms. More Brooklyn Decker bikini photos because you demand more [Don Chavez]
Sexy Dopers: Hot Chicks With Giant Buds! [Coed]
Very, very slight sideboob from Megan Fox in this new ad campaign [GCeleb]
Here is Megan’s new Armani work where she is sportin’ just undies and a bra [The Nip Slip]
Hana on all fours for your viewing pleasure [Guyism]
Hump Day Hooties in case you were hung over from partying Tuesday & missed ‘em [Funtasticus]
Sexy Dopers: Here is Keith Richards’ daughter who also likes weed [BroBible]
Fish Lips Shauna Sand hits the beach – AGAIN – with that toolbag boyfriend [Derek Hail]