Daily Dump: 'Come To BYU & Suffer From Blue Balls', Wolf Child Is World's Hairiest Girl, Brent Celek's Wife, Ozzie Guillen LOLs, Cam Newton Scam Audio, 20 Photos Of Sheen Winning, Wonder Boobies & Hot Chicks With Giant Buds!

The Courteney Cox bikini Cougar Town photos you need to see this morning.
• BYU gets throttled by New Mexico, a team that has struggled down the finish line, in front of the home fans in Provo. We’re perplexed by the insanity of throwing a basketballer off a team for boning his girlfriend. Not even a punishment like flogging him? This should be a great recruiting tool. ‘Come to BYU and suffer from blue balls for 4 years.’
• Race played a part in the BYU situation?
• How does a basketballer whose team is #3 in the nation resist getting laid? Someone give us the details on that diet because our asses would fail 3-4 days in at BYU.
• So there’ll be a lockout tonight? We smell contract extension of some sort. Day-to-day extension, perhaps.
• Wait, so The Giant Ass® really is getting nailed by an NBA scrub?
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Today’s Dump:
…we get the morning off and running with a bang and a WOLF CHILD! You have to see the world’s hairiest girl. MUST SEE THIS. [The Daily Mail]
Spring Break Beer Tricks For The Ladies: Bottle Cleavage! [Uncoached]
Geneva Motorshow Ladies! And Bonus Pit Chicks! [Totally Crap]
Eagles TE Brent Celek’s wife could/would kick your pussy ass [The 700 Level]
Photos: Tampa Bay Lighting piss off Kiss fans with this banner gaffe [Puck Daddy]
Ozzie Guillen thinks A.J. Pierzynski getting a speeding ticket is so LOL [SB Nation]
Rate Kendra Wilkinson’s throwing motion as she launches ball to her Jack Russell [CelebSlam]
Hottest Black Chick On The U. of Wisconsin Campus [FratHouse]
This is the scratchy MP3 that blows the lid off the Cam Newton scam [Via Friends of the Program]
The Craziest Bastard At An Airport You’ll See All Day [H8torade]
20 Greatest Photos Of Charlie Sheen ‘Winning’ [Super Booyah]
Today’s Tail:
Busty NSFW Maids That’ll Get Your Ass Fired By Noon: These Chicks! [BoobieBlog]
NSFW India Reynolds on top of Melissa D. and vice versa [Flabber]
NSFW 40-Year-Old Wonder Boobies! [Taxi Driver Movie]
Ok, twist our arms. More Brooklyn Decker bikini photos because you demand more [Don Chavez]
Sexy Dopers: Hot Chicks With Giant Buds! [Coed]
Very, very slight sideboob from Megan Fox in this new ad campaign [GCeleb]
Here is Megan’s new Armani work where she is sportin’ just undies and a bra [The Nip Slip]
Hana on all fours for your viewing pleasure [Guyism]
Hump Day Hooties in case you were hung over from partying Tuesday & missed ‘em [Funtasticus]
Sexy Dopers: Here is Keith Richards’ daughter who also likes weed [BroBible]
Fish Lips Shauna Sand hits the beach – AGAIN – with that toolbag boyfriend [Derek Hail]
Carmen Ortega Flaunts Curves
The Most Embarassing Photos in Sports
Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad Ideas For the Weekend
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Awesomeness
Miss Campo Makes You Fall in Love
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
Girls Gone WILD
Hot Girl Doing Yoga
Best Bikini Bod Ever?
Miley Like You've Never Seen Her Before


