5 Questions: Playboy’s Ms. March 2011 Ashley Mattingly Loves The Lakers, Kayaks Naked & Isn’t Related To Any Dodgers Manager

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Welcome to the old, but new “5 Questions With Busted Coverage.”

It’s our feature where actual celebrities, members of the elite media, athletes, strippers, etc. chat with our gaggle of reporters. Yes, we do get the chance to rap with famous people and figure you’d enjoy the questions we throw their way.

Busted Coverage “5 Questions” editor Joseph Student took time out of his busy schedule to file this report:

Once you know Ashley Mattingly (Twitter) kayaks naked, and is also sans clothing in the March Issue of Playboy, do you even care if she’s related to any former baseball great?

Sabermetricians must admit Donnie Baseball never looked as good as Ashley, 24, a Texas native who is March’s Playboy’s Playmate of the Month. This glammed up, busty babe now lives in L.A. (no, we’re not telling you where), loves to be seen out with friends, and lists meeting Hugh Hefner as the highlight of posing for Playboy thus far.

Betcha Hef has given her a standing invite to the Mansion.

Your last name is the same as that of an iconic ’80s baseball star (and current Dodgers manager), but you’re not related to Yankee great Don Mattingly. Have you ever met, or been hit on, by any sports personalities, or any celebrities? Any whom you would like to be hit on by?

No, but I’d love to meet Don Mattingly though! I haven’t been hit on by any celebs yet, but I’d like to be hit on by Robert Downey Jr.

As a native of Texas and (we Facebook stalked you) a Lakers fan, you are clearly trying to break the hearts of Mark Cuban, the Mavericks, and, for that matter, Jerry Jones, the Cowboys and the football-loving Lone Star State.Which teams and sports do you find most appealing to play and/or watch, and why?

I love to watch basketball. I was a huge Mavs fan, but now I’m a Laker girl.

You claim to kayak nude off of Malibu. Now that you have caused a run on kayak lessons, jet-ski rentals and Coast Guard enlistments, what other things do you like to do — naked/and or clothed — that people might find interesting?

I love to work out. I love to lay on the beach with a glass of wine. Surfing is fun too, but I feel the sexiest when I’m all dolled up and ready to hit the town.

You mentioned seeing Playboy models while you were growing up and dreaming about them. Us too!… though we assume we had much different dreams.  Ever had our kind of dreams, or crushed, on a past or present Playmate or any female celebrity? Ever acted on them; feel free to give details :)?

No, I just loved the “Girls Next Door.” It was my favorite reality TV show.

Most regular guys would think they have no chance with a Playmate, but maybe that’s not the case. What’s your perfect date and what’s the quickest way to your heart?

Aww, well my perfect date would be an amazing rest or a weekend at the spa! I love sincere sweet guys :)

Playboy’s March issue featuring Ashley Mattingly is on newsstands, as well as online at www.playboydigital.com, with additional photos available at Playboy.com.

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