Daily Dump: Minka Kelly Gun Show, Alcohol Slot Machine, John Brantley’s Girlfriend, Shirtless Steve Spurrier Drinking A Coors, Tebow Single & Ready To Mingle, Futbol Monobrows, Angry Birds Cake, Brooklyn Decker Diamond Cutters & Rosie Jones!
Things that drive ARod crazy…Minka Kelly’s biceps.
â€¢ It’s great to see New York already embracing its new superstar. The Carnegie Deli announced that the overpriced, not-that-great deli will start selling this Melo sandwich. Look, the guy hasn’t won shit in the NBA. Enjoy him for the remainder of the season and a quick exit from the playoffs.
â€¢ $170 will get you in the door to see Melo’s debut tonight at the Garden.
â€¢ Best idea we’ve seen in years…a slot machine that dispenses alcohol when you hit a winner. Awesome use of imagination. Just think – no more waitresses. Come to think of it, why hasn’t a casino figured out a way to run keg taps to Blackjack tables where the pit bosses refill your red cups. You’d be shitfaced, not have to leave your seat and just keep throwing money on the table to keep the suds coming. MBA students…snap to it.
â€¢ Hef promises the Mansion parties will roll on after he marries Crystal. Wheeew. Had us scared.
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…we get started with John Brantley’s alleged girlfriend. Yes, she’s chesty. Yes, she’s a hot Florida college chick. Yes, she’s in dirty outfits. Yes, you’re going to want to peruse this gallery. [Frathouse]
For the ladies: Shirtless Steve Spurrier showing off the flapjack titties [SB Nation]
Tebow says he’s single and ready to mingle with all you 20-something virgins [Sportress]
Best NHL Goal You’ll See All Day – all competitors can fuck off [BroBible]
Derek Jeter’s mansion from multiple angles (sorry, no shitter shots) [Coed]
Top 10 Features To Derek Jeter’s New Mansion [Five Tool Tool]
That dude who poisoned the Auburn trees….CAN’T FIND A LAWYER! [Friends of the Program]
Futbol Monobrow Fans: Lucky day, bitches! Wait until you see this gallery [Off The Post]
Fat dude tries to recreate Jessica Simpson Rolling Stone magazine cover [Regretful Morning]
An Angry Birds Birthday Cake! [Urlesque]
Harry Baals Dr. [Totally Crap]
NSFW Boobie Photos That’ll Get Your Ass Shitcanned By Noon: Layla! [BoobieBlog]
NOT YET FIRED? Foreign NSFW Boobies That’ll Get You Shitcanned: Cikita [AttuGirls]
Pasties Alert! Actress Willa Holland movie sideboob from the flick Genova. [Nudography]
Brooklyn Decker red carpet diamond cutters, anyone? [The Nip Slip]
Kelly Brook’s trailer trash fashion statement is awesome, reminds us of Alabama [Moe Jackson]
Diora Baird. GQ Italy. Boob Salad. Motorboat. [CelebSlam]
New NSFW Rosie Jones pics where she’s frolicking in a bed [Flabber]
Video: You’ll want to check out Cloon-dog’s girlfriend Elisabetta at this award’s show [Flisted]
Watch this cute chick work this meat into a double pizza burger [Uncoached]
Tiffany is just another hot chick from small-town Ohio trying to make it [Smoking Jacket]