Daily Dump: Hugh Hefner Backing The Packers In Super Bowl, Who Is The ‘Bama Dancer Fax Girl?, TV Azteca Pimping Sainz, Pro Boner, Camille Grammer B-Movie Boning Days, Olivia Wilde Hairbra & Lara Bingle!

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Britta is probably the hottest no-name chick from Scotland you’ll see all day.

• Hugh Hefner is taking the Packers on Sunday. No word on which side of the line he’s taking. Still at -3.5 at most Vegas books.

• We clearly remember people bitching and moaning about the NFL awarding a Super Bowl to Detroit. Too cold, the weather is shit, I won’t be able to wear heels because of the snow, my Super Bowl ring will freeze to my finger, etc. Every excuse imaginable was used. And we also remember a couple days before the Super Bowl the temps were in the mid-40s and things were all good. Yeah, so we took a look at today’s weather for Dallas. 26-degrees with 11 mph winds. Oh, and snow tonight. Tomorrow: snow showers.

• Of course Jerry Jones is spinning the weather situation.

• From the Dallas Observer, reporting on the Super Bowl XLV Media Party: Saddest sight of the night was legendary Texas running back Earl Campbell struggling — with a walker — to make it 20 feet to get in an elevator. Took him 10 painful minutes. And to think, he used to run over linebackers at will. The NFL giveth, and taketh away.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the biggest mystery of the week and it revolves around the HOT PIECE OF ASS at Alabama who was recruited to be the ass on the fax/copy machine for the TideTV national signing day live feed. Track down which ‘Bama dancer this is and you’ll go straight into the Busted Coverage Hall of Fame [Friends of the Program]

Um, yeah, Blake Griffin played last night…you know what that means….DUNK HIGHLIGHT REEL MATERIAL! [SB Nation]

TV Azteca will whore out Ines Sainz via its website and Good Morning America won’t say dick about it, but will go nuts over Jets making a couple of comments about her ass [Guyism]

Mitch Mustain goes from SEC QB, to USC 4th stringer to busted for selling prescription drugs [LA Times]

Super Bowl Prop Bet Breakdown: Blake Griffin vs. the Green Bay Packers [Stock Lemon]

Win/Loss Chart: The financial (re: gambling) numbers from the past 10 Super Bowls [Shutdown Corner]

10 Outrageous Super Bowl Prop Bets That We Wish BC Could Gamble On [Smoking Jacket]

Funny Untold Super Bowl Stories From Media Day’s Past (Theismann goes on 17 min. answer to question) [Inside STL]

10 Foods That Will Totally Get Your Ass Kicked If You Serve At A Super Bowl Party [Gunaxin]

Cute Missouri news chick has problem with pro boner & pro bono [NextRound]

Possible Corpse At A Marathon Gas Station Photo Of The Day [One Quick Beer]

Today’s Tail:

In case you want to see some old B movie where Camille Grammer is going doggy (probably a Skinimax 2 a.m. special from back in the day) *Scroll down until you catch the video* [Paparazzi]

We could care less if you’ve already viewed the Olivia Wilde FHM hairbra photos – this shit is unreal! UN-F@CKING-REAL! [CelebSlam]

Allison Marie is 21 and has an ass that just won’t stop [Coed]

Need more Cheryl Burke in a swimsuit? Outfit change! [Moe Jackson]

Lara Bingle goes strapless and gets wet for your viewing pleasure [Beer Goggler]

The Tumblr Blog Of The Year – Me In My Place – is all about hot chicks at home [Brobible]

Olivia Munn goes shopping in this top that is pretty much useless against the powers of her breasts [Don Chavez]

Real Housewife of Orange County Tit Slippage [The Nip Slip]

Hot Chicks In The Winter Elements: Ashley! [Heyman]

WTF Chick Photo of the Day [Uncoached]

Sammy & Alice go boob sandwich for Nuts Magazine [NSFW POA]

Hot chicks that Chicago is thinking of importing to help melt the snow [Funtasticus]

Kelly Brook Cleavy Candids To Peruse! [Pretty Hot & Sexy]

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