Ben Roethlisberger Drunken Super Bowl Night Watch: Is This A Shitfaced Big Ben Using Two Boys As Post-Boozer Crutches?
Of course we have all hands on deck to find good shit to report from Super Bowl XLV.
BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich has been scouring his Twitter feeds to keep an eye on both teams as they enjoy the sights and bars around Dallas/Fort Worth.
Rich, who swears all the cute guys break the big news on Twitter, was prowling the account of some dude named Tanson Bothe, who says he was out and about with his nephews MondayÂ night and just happened to be in the right place at the right time as Big Ben Roethlisberger was lumbering out of a Fort Worth bar.
The photo is blurry but begs the question, “Is This A Shitfaced Big Ben Using Two Boys As Post-Boozer Crutches?”
That sure doesn’t look like a going out suit for Big Ben, but then again, there don’t seem to be too many rules for this ass chaser.
Sweats? Come off easy.
Long-sleeve shirt? Comfortable.
That engagement? Not this week.
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