The infamous pirate fest, Gasparilla, was held this past weekend in Tampa and the usual characters were in town getting blotto and taking liberties with common decency.
The Gasparilla Pirate Festival is an annual celebration held in the city of Tampa, Florida. Held each year in late January and hosted by Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla and the City of Tampa, it celebrates the apocryphal legend of JosÃ© Gaspar (Gasparilla), supposedly a Spanish pirate captain who operated in Southwest Florida. The theme is an “invasion” by Gasparilla and his men, which begins when the “Krewe” (made up of residents of the city) arrives on a 165′ long pirate ship, the Jose Gaspar, in Tampa Bay and land near downtown Tampa. The mayor of Tampa then lends the key of the city to the pirate captain and a parade ensues down Bayshore Boulevard, one of Tampa’s major streets. The krewes throw beads, coins and other items while shooting blank pistols from floats during the parade. The average attendance for the event is over 400,000 people.
Yes, there were the fights. There were arrests. There were people passed out in the streets. There were parade floats.
And there was one video uploaded where some pirate is having his wench play the skin flute. It’s SFW, so don’t worry about getting fired for clicking on the jump.
Posted: Yesterday (129 PVs as of this posting)
Premise of Video: We’ve covered those bases.
Climax of Video: The girls saying “Some chick is giving head.” Yep, that’s what you call it, ladies.
Conclusion: The girl in the green is kinda cute in a Georgia sorority chick kinda way. How cool is this? The guy is getting head in the side lawn of a house in a normal neighborhood. That’s the sign of a great festival that you should be marking on the calendar.
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