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It’s that time of year when your Aunt Barb, Uncle Bo, mailman Rich, pool boy Tucker and stylist Heather have Super Bowl picks.

Everybody has one. It’s more American than baseball and apple pie.

That leads to today’s feature ‘Zoo Animals Pick Super Bowl Winner Tracker.’

Of course all 27 members of ESPN’s cesspool of former NFLers will have a pick. But that game is worn out. At this point does anything coming out of Keyshawn Johnson’s mouth matter to your day-to-day operation? Nope. Do you remember who Tom Jackson had in ’99?

But you’ll smile with great pride if an orangutan at the Greenville, SC zoo takes your Packers. Busted Coverage will be your Zoo Animals Pick The Super Bowl center. We’ll have I-Team coverage. The Special Investigation Unit will look into the past picking history of each animal and we’ll dissect the selections.

If you work at a zoo, own an exotic pet or just want to tip us off to a wild beast picking the Super Bowl, send a message.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

[Orangutan at Fresno zoo predicts Super Bowl winner]

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