Jerry Jones Won’t Stop Filling Cowboys Stadium With Seats Until Every Inch Is For Sale 7X Face Value On StubHub

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Look at that photo. NASCAR race? Nope, that’s what your Super Bowl has become. It’s now a piece of meat where stadiums are retrofitted to sell as many $3,000 (on StubHub) seats as possible. Jerry Jones has taken his standing-room only spots at Cowboys Stadium and turned them into seats. Valuable seats. You might not be able to see shit, but these bleachers will be better than having drunken fan puking on your back. Oh, and did anyone mention obstructed views when you purchased that $3,500 ticket? What obstructed view, you ask? Looks a little like Wrigley Field to us.

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