Say hello to your very first cop arrested for domestic violence during an argument over Super Bowl XLV party plans.
This is our very favorite time of the year. It’s a time when people get juiced up and go absolutely bonkers over stupid shit like what they are going to do two weeks from now when the Steelers and Packers face each other in Dallas.
The Myrtle Beach Sun-News has the full report:
An Horry County police detective was jailed early Monday on charges of criminal domestic violence after he argued with his girlfriend about their plans for a Super Bowl party, according to authorities.
John David Gonska, 39, of Myrtle Beach, was booked into J. Reuben Long Detention Center at 12:12 a.m. Monday on a charge of first-offense criminal domestic violence, according to jail records.
Horry County police were called to Gonska’s home about 10:30 p.m. Sunday for a domestic violence complaint. A 31-year-old woman, who is Gonska’s girlfriend, told officers that they were watching a football game on television when they started to argue about Super Bowl party plans.
The woman, in a relationship with Gonska for 11 months, told officers that Gonska got aggressive with her when she tried to grab a beer from his hand, according to the police report. The woman said Gonska hurt her thumb when he grabbed her.
Get crazy, America. Go wild.
You get two weeks. Football pools. Prop bets. More gambling options than man can possibly comprehend. Parties for parties. Getting drunk on a Sunday night. 18 hours of pre-game festivities. 9 hours of Chris Berman dissecting Twitter postings from the Packers and Steelers.
Steelers Terrible Towels vs. Cheesehead heads.
The Frozen Tundra vs. the blue collar mentality of the Steel City. Small town America vs. the city of bridges.
Bonkers! People are going nuts. Party plans. How many kegs are we getting? Will Becky be invited because we all know she gets stupid drunk and always breaks shit?
Will Teresa make those awesome meatballs and bring that special vodka?
Just don’t beat your girlfriend when she takes a drink out of your hand. In fact, if the relationship has reached this stage it might be time to call it quits, especially if you are a cop.