Daily Dump: MC Hammer Gets In On Harbaugh Hysteria® Twitter-Fest, Ted Williams Arrest Pics, Andre Agassi Auctions Steffi Pic, Sugar Bowl Photo Essay, Miami U. Pre-Game Speech, Bianca Beauchamp & Colossal Cleavage From AVN Expo

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Lacey Lynn with the best underwear you’ll see all day.

• Don’t forget that you get the Cotton Bowl on Fox tonight at 8. LSU-A&M. Offense against defense. Les against his own brain.

• This should be interesting. Auburn gets its moment in the sun and ESPN goes out and hires Nick Saban to give analysis. Nothing like kicking Aubie fan in the nuts just a couple days before the school’s biggest game ever.

• Oh, did we mention Urban Meyer will join Saban. Kick to the nuts and stealing your soul.

• Jerry Jones’ ultimate goal with the Cotton Bowl at Cowboys Stadium? To hold a BCS Championship. That should happen in approximately 5 years.

• Erin Andrews Twitter Updates: She’s totally digging Greg McElroy’s analysis on ESPN. Jesus, is there anyone else left at Alabama who’d like to talk about Auburn. Holy fuck.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with more from Harbaugh Hysteria®. MC Fucking Hammer is now tweeting that Harbaugh to the 49ers is a done deal. What the fuck does Hammer think he’s doing. This is Schefter’s territory, bitch. Watch where you’re stepping Hammer Time. Adam’s possé, including Clayton and Mortensen have been known to break some kneecaps. [Keg Dept]

The complete Ted Williams police mug shot collection [The Smoking Gun]

Andre Agassi tells Japanese he’ll show highest bidder a cellphone naked pic of Steffi [BroBible]

We’ve been waiting for it….A Below Average Photo Essay From The Sugar Bowl! Don’t miss it. [FOTP]

The Robbie Alomar HOF plaque has been released and you might remember this moment [Tauntr]

Here is the insane pre-game speech last night from the interim Miami head coach (if this doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, you are a miserable soul) [SB Nation]

Steelers News: Mike Tomlin likes him some Jersey Shore [Psamp]

Think about this…MNF is worth $2 billion per year! [Shutdown Corner]

TSA goes from feeling your junk to stealing your junk…via…[Linkiest]

Here is a Ted Williams voice over from NYE 2008 [Totally Crap]

100 Great Movie Insults [EgoTv]

Women Who Could Kick Your Ass [Uncoached]

Today’s Tail:

Email This NSFW Rack To Your Cool Boss Who Appreciates Boobs: Bianca Beauchamp! [Boobie Bl0g]

Colossal Cleavage From The AVN Expo In Vegas [Coed]

Wait until you see the Vicki Secret models gracing the cover of GQ. Prime time waster! [Beer Goggler]

Here is Selena Gomez in bikini creeping on Bieber – react accordingly [Nudography]

What would we do to Eliza Doolittle? We’d give her the best 2-3 minutes of her life and then roll over to watch ESPN’s continuous BCS coverage [Don Chavez]

In case you need an Arianny Celeste mega gallery to get you through a Friday [NextRound]

Doda is the hottest piece of ass Poland has seen in years! [Heyman]

The latest NSFW naughtiness from the folks at CKM! BOOBS! [NSFW POA]

50 Bustiest Chicks On Facebook [Super Booyah]

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