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Nope, don’t even need to see from the neck down.

The face. The hair. The complexion. Those eyelashes.

BC tipster Chris sent us this award-winner yesterday and we’ve spent the last 15 hours or so trying to figure out how this 27-year-old Plainfield, Illinois teacher would get caught up in a school sex scandal.

Ashley M. Blumenshine, 27, of the 4000 block Nutmeg Lane in Lisle was charged with criminal sexual abuse after police say she allegedly had sex with the 16-year-old, who is a junior at Plainfield North, in a vehicle behind Kohl’s, 11860 S. Route 59.

Police chief Bill Doster said police approached the scene behind Kohl’s when they noticed two suspicious vehicles “at the end of the lot away from anything else.”

Will County Assistant States Attorney Mary Fillipitch asked Will County Circuit Court Judge Marzell Richardson for $200,000 bond stating that both Blumenshine and the 16-year-old boy, identified as E.L. in court documents, admitted to having sex. Filipitch said a condom was found at the scene.

Blumenshine’s attorney, George Lenard, asked for a $10,000 bond noting she has no previous criminal record.

The aggravated criminal sexual abuse charge is a felony punishable by three to seven years in prison.

Why didn’t any of our teachers look like this when we were juniors? Instead they were either packing a giant ass into business attire or 65. You want kids to have perfect attendance, throw Ashley in front of a class wearing a burka.

Look, there will be competitors for Ashley’s crown, but we suggest contenders don’t even step forward because once BC tipsters send us Blumenshine bikini pics this won’t even be fair.

Make us proud, BC Nation. Do your part to help Ashley hang onto that crown.

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[Bond set for Plainfield teacher charged with having sex with student]

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