Nightcapper: This Fat Pig Ate A 30,000 Calorie Christmas Dinner & Wants To Be Fattest Woman In The World
Fat bitches gotta eat, but 30,000 calories in a single meal?
Shall we take a look at what the Micheal Phelps of fat asses accomplished over Christmas… (link is coming from Australia so do math translations yourself).
The single mother-of-two, from New Jersey in the US, tucked into two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes – 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables.
After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a “salad” made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.
Simpson’s two children, Devin, 14, and Jacqueline, three, enjoyed a more modest feast.
The 157.5cm tall Simpson defended her meal, saying: “I eat as much as I want, whenever I want but at this time of year I really go all out.
“Christmas should give you carte blanche to do whatever you want.”
Look, we’re all for hammering a few extra slices of ham covered in chocolate gravy. But isn’t it time to sew this cunt’s mouth?
This is the same woman who needed the help of 30 medics to help deliver her child in 2007.
We’ll be watching the Eagles-Vikings and wondering how it’s possible for any woman to eat two 25 lb. turkeys.