Air Force has cheerleaders? Yeah, news to us, too. But these are the kind of chicks you have to think about marrying. Smart. Government job. Government bennies. Travel the world with your wife. Stay at home, take care of the kids and watch Sportscenter all day. True, we’re not talking 9.5 SEC cheerleaders here. But you drop down to a 7-8.5 and get a woman with a solid job and the belief that she’s not just with you for your money. And just think of those spectacular stories she’ll tell you about blowing the sh*t out of a terrorist compound with guided missiles. Hell yeah, we’re down.