Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

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Pfffew that’s one helluva headline this morning.

Meet Richard Simpson, who lists a Florida homeless shelter as his residence. He got in a little trouble Wednesday after trying to sleep off a Natural Ice bender.

Police were called to the park around 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, according to an arrest report. When they arrived, they found Simpson lying on a bench, snoring loudly, with his hands behind his head.

Simpon’s genitals were exposed, his pants were wet, and he smelled of urine, reports said.

Officers took a photograph of Simpson, and then woke him. Simpson denied that he was sleeping. When told that his genitals were exposed, reports say he looked down, and then tucked them back into his pants.

‘Tucked them’ into his pants! Now that is police report gold.

Poor Richard. Not only did he go to jail but he lost the Natty Ice in his pocket.

Of course the commenters (57 and counting!) on this arrest story turned Richard into a poster child for all three political groups. You have Republicans attacking Dems. Dems calling him a Tea Party recruiting agent. Blah, blah, blah. Can’t we all just agree that this guy is a poster child for sobering up?

[Exposed: Homeless man sleeping with genitalia exposed near playground, police say]

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