Someone Could Die At Wrigley Field If They Pick Off A Pass, Go 100 Yards & Get Shoved Into The East Endzone Wall

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Why the change of heart now, cocksuckers?

Public pressure?

Thinking twice about having your asses sued like what Notre Dame is about to go through?

You were all about the safety of the student-athlete, right? BULLSHIT!

It was announced today that the Northwestern vs. Illinois game tomorrow at Wrigley Field will use only one endzone for offensive plays. Yeah, to those of you who bought outfield seats in the East endzone, suck a dick.

Wait until you read what these assholes are saying today about that wall being mere inches from the playing field.

There is a special place in hell for these money whores.

ESPN Chicago is reporting:

“Though it’s not ideal, it’s the right thing,” Northwestern athletic director Jim Phillips said on “The Waddle & Silvy Show” on ESPN 1000. “We’ve been planning for this for a while, there were no surprises. The field came out the way we thought, it ended up maybe being a little closer with some of the padding.

Then why the changes, bitch? Why back down from your field coming out just how you’d like? This asshole, Phillips, has been whoring himself to all the local Chicago media this week praising Wrigley for how it’s welcoming NU.

Then we had Pat Fitzgerald saying the field was pure ‘eye candy.’

Today, Pat had a change of heart.

“Pictures can say a million words, but reality is reality. When you got up close to it, it was really tight. The No. 1 priority is healthy, safety and well being.

We actually believe Fitz. He knows the field was bullshit. Dude was being the good soldier to Phillips and this money grab.

Now we get bullshit football on a bullshit field.

The message should be clear to these whores: get your mind off using these kids like Visa cards. Or pay them something to get treated like pieces of meat to dudes hosing down $100 plates of veal & lamb chops.

Then we get the Big Ten commissioner chiming in on the news.

“The health and safety of our student-athletes is of the utmost importance,” Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany said in the statement. “Both Illinois and Northwestern did significant due diligence over the past 18 months, but after seeing the actual layout of the field, all parties felt that it was appropriate to adjust the rules to further enhance the safety of our student-athletes.

Jim Delany can go fuck himself, too.

These schools did their due diligence, eh Jim? You fuckers were singing a different tune four days ago when the field unveiling was taking Chicago by storm and shit was being painted purple.

You know the odd part in all of this? Illinois officials have been virtually silent besides Ron Zook saying he told his guys to deal with it because it would be like playing Arena ball.

We give up with these whores. Stick a few million in front of them and they’ll open wide and blow the entire business community that is about to fill their Polo boxers.

It’s sickening.

Now that we got that off our chests, it’s time to look at poon.

We’re out.

Thanks to Logan for sending us the link.

Our coverage of the Windy City bullshit that’s been spewing this week:

Northwestern & Illinois Wide Receivers Have Been Warned: You Might Die Saturday In Wrigley Endzone

Nightcapper: Someone Is Going To Fucking Die At Wrigley Football Field – Part 2

Someone Is Going To Fucking Die At Wrigley: Go Routes A “Recipe For Disaster” Fitzgerald Admits

Oh, Look, Three Rows Of Seats & Brick Wall Ripped Out Of Wrigley To Make Room For Football

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