Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

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John C. Rich, Thomas’ attorney, said Thomas “… feels really bad for what happened.” Rich noted that his client already had been punished due to the national media coverage that the incident generated. “Because of the media response, (Thomas) will not be able to Google his name for years without seeing his mug shot,” Rich said.

We’re calling semi-bullshit on this one. It’s an ice breaker with the ladies, but bad with future employers.

“You don’t know who I am? Google me.”

Guaranteed panty dropper.

[Tased former Beaver avoids jail]

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