Weekend Dump: Jose Canseco Still Taking Phone Calls, Chad Pennington Vs. Eminem, Auburn Poon Update, ‘Skins Cheerleaders In Afghanistan, Haray Caray Statue Damaged, Greg Oden Face Fracture & Coffin Bikini Modeling

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Probably the strangest 2011 calendar we’ve seen this year: coffin bikini models!

• In case you haven’t noticed, Jose Canseco is one broke ass former millionaire. He’s still taking personal calls via this number he keeps posting on Twitter. It’s like the 80s when you could talk to the Ghost of Elvis via 900 numbers.

• Don’t be shocked if Northwestern beats Iowa today. The best coach in college football that nobody talks about? Pat Fitzgerald. Dude is 6-3 and 33-26 in five years at an academic school.

• You know what’s bullshit? Putting Pacquiao and the other dude in Dallas Cowboys jerseys during weigh-in. There is a special place in hell for Jerry Jones. Right next to Cecil Newton.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get Saturday off an running with Chad Pennington doing his best impression of Eminem. Yes, folks, he’s about to “Lose Himself.” [Tirico Suave]

Cam Newton Scandal® Update: Some TV station in ATL says a source says Cecil Newton admits pay-for-play chatter with coaches [Some TV Station]

How about some Auburn poon to take everyone’s mind off Cam Newton being a bum [Poon of the SEC]

If you are still thinking about Cecil & Miss. State, here are high-kicking cheerleaders to peruse [Coed]

This is what it looks like when Washington Redskins cheerleaders visit Afghanistan [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

This is the aircraft hangar where #3 Boise played last night. Even FedEx thinks this dome looks like shit. [Twitpic]

And, of course, Boise dropped 52 on the Vandals [One Bronco Nation]

Mic’d Up: This is what is sounds like when Clay Matthews destroys a 1-7 Dallas Cowboys team [ReadAndReact]

15 million:1 odds that sisters would have a hole-in-one during same round. These sisters made it happen! [Herald-Tribune]

If you missed the Robert Allenby drive drilling a spectator [Guyism]

OH, SHIT! Cubs are fucked now. Haray Caray statue damaged! [Big League Stew]

That dude fighting Pacquiao tonight looked a little dehydrated during weigh-ins [Larry Brown]

The Greatest Greg Oden Photoshop Ever [The Onion]

ESPN Fantasy Sports is pretty much worthless when it comes to telling you the value of Mike Sims-Walker during home Jags’ games [Imgur]

One POA link this morning: Halie & this rack [The Beer Goggler]

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