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Nightcapper: Dan Mullen’s Sexy Bare Nipples Redux & The Guy Forced To Eat His Beard

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There he is! A shirtless Dan Mullen with his wife on vacation!

This guy went from being a minor-name in the assistant coaching market to coach of Mississippi State to trending on Twitter.

Time for a job change and a pay increase! Greg Doyel of CBS went off on Mullen, via Twitter, today which sent people into a tizzy because that’s what people on Twitter do. Listen up, dipshits, Doyel loves your reaction. He’s the CBS version of Cowherd.

Doyel writes:

  • No matter what happens to Cam Newton, I’ll never respect Dan Mullen after this fiasco. Ever.

Of course Dan Mullen is at the heart of this story. And Urban Meyer. Look, these two aren’t going to be eating any free pork chops in Auburn any time soon.

But it’s Cecil Newton that obviously wanted some palm candy for the services of his son. Makes sense to us. Instead of showing off his talents and becoming a 1st rounder in the NFL, the greedy old man pimped out his kid to the highest bidder and now the spotlights are on Auburn.

How much, bitches? How much candy did you give Cecil? Start talking because the old man is going to spill the beans rather than go to jail.

Moving on, from one set of rednecks to another….JUMP for the guy in Kentucky who was forced to eat his beard.


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