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The Smoking Gun has updated the world on the case of the guy tripping – or whatever you do – on mushrooms who was found to have a mouse shoved up his ass.

According to cops, the mouse recovered was of the computer variety (not, as we initially reported, a pint-sized mammal).

And there you have it. Noah Smith has a bar story that will totally make his friends LOL over a beer.

[Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee]

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