Cuff 'Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!
The Smoking Gun has updated the world on the case of the guy tripping – or whatever you do – on mushrooms who was found to have a mouse shoved up his ass.
According to cops, the mouse recovered was of the computer variety (not, as we initially reported, a pint-sized mammal).
And there you have it. Noah Smith has a bar story that will totally make his friends LOL over a beer.