Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

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How about we end the Cuff ‘Em week on a high note?

Who’s up for some stanky pussy? It seems a couple of good ‘ol boys in West Virginia wasn’t down with this chicks request for someone to start munching.

The folks at The Smoking Gun should be congratulated for this police report gold.

According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Here is the shocking part of this story. Melissa actually posted bond and is walking the streets.

We’ll offer up Kevin the Intern. He’s always telling us he’s up for anything. Here you go, chief.

[Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report]

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