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We were approached last week by Captain Morgan PR agents about possibly covering some event held today at the Meadowlands where the company would be building a giant Captain mosaic on the field.

Not sure what to expect, the editors decided to send an old Philly friend to cover the shindig.

Any time a liquor company wants us at an event we turn into huge whores and hope for free shit. It just happens the BC correspondent was told there “would be a tasting” during today’s festivities. Bingo!

There better be a tasting. Don’t even think of inviting an outfit like Busted Coverage and not pop a few bottles. We just hope our writer can remember his afternoon. Most likely we’ll receive multiple photos of Captain girls and Eli Manning’s locker.

The day is over for us schmucks left to look at walls and boobs all day. We’ll be back to do it all again in the morning.

Be safe.

–BC

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