Cuff ‘Em: Florida Masseur Did Have A Cock & Balls Surprise For His Female Client, Fuzz Alleges

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First of all, why would a woman visiting a Florida Hyatt even think of having some dude rub her down at the hotel’s spa. He’s 24 & you are 49. He’s seen this shit on the Internet hundreds of times and decided now is the perfect time to pull the “Does that feel good,” card.

Take it away, Sun-Sentinel:

A massage therapist at the Red Door Lifestyle Spa in the Hyatt Regency hotel was arrested Monday and charged with sexual battery and exposing his genitals to a female client.

On Friday, a 49-year-old woman from Virginia was laying face down, getting a massage from Dayron Escobar, 24, of Pembroke Pines, when the Broward Sheriff’s Office says he touched her inappropriately.

According to a Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, the client noticed that Escobar’s pants zipper was down.

Look, we assume something got lost in translation with this incident. Obviously the dude thought she was down and probably thought he heard her say “touch me a little further closer to the moon.”

Flip sides on this one and it’s a non-story.

Would someone who has worked the legitimate massage business please write in and tell us this shit happens all the time. We want details on how the transactions usually go. Again, in legitimate spas. Not your local grip-it-and-rip-it Fuji Spa.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

[Masseur arrested and charged with sexual battery and exposing genitals to female client]

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