9 Classiest Craigslist World Series Casual Encounter Requests: Classy Escorts Needed, Bang The Enemy, Giants Fan Is A Chubby Chaser & College Guy Looking For Sugar Mama

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It’s that time of year when the chill in the air returns. That time of year when sitting by yourself and watching the World Series is just plain boring.

Wouldn’t you rather meet that Mr. Right or that Perfect woman to share 9 innings with?

There are plenty of lonely souls in San Francisco and Dallas/Arlington that are looking for a he/she to share the joy of another Fall Classic. These fans are heading down to the wire in the chase for Wednesday night companionship.

Here are the 9 Classiest Craigslist World Series Casual Encounter Requests that we suggest you look into if being lonely and watching Tim Lincecum’s hair bob in the October wind doesn’t sound like fun.

Man For Woman With Box Seats:

This is likely the least likely to succeed post in the history of craigs, however, I am a zen humanist vegan artist dude who is, like, also a lover of Giants baseball and jocko at heart. So, hey you, pretty girl who has field level seats (I’m willing to sit in the nosebleed section if that’s all you have I guess :) ) to either WED or THURS game… PLEASE TAKE ME… I’LL BE SO NICE, FUN, WELL-MANNERED, POLITE (Except, you know, I’LL heckle the scumbag Rangers!) !!!!

Dude Already Has Tix & Hotel Room For Game 5 – Just Needs Right Lady:

hey whats up ladies..i’m looking for a nsa date to the world series..Yes i do have tickets for game 5 on monday night..i’m looking for ages 20-33, any race, any situation, just please a rangers fan and a non-smoker, we will go to the game and i have hotel room all ready to go for after the game, please be a rangers fan, and be ready to have some fun after the game. Attach photos and put “game 5″ in the subject line so i know your real..and yes again I DO have tickets..so this is no joke, Thanks and Good Luck.

Straight To The Point:

Not gonna beat around the bush. I’ve got WS tix. Looking for a cute, fun girl who wants to go to a game, maybe more than one.

This Guy Is Taking Applications For Women Who Meet His World Series Attending Standards:

I know you want to go see the Giants play in the Series and I have an extra ticket. It is a box seat, and it could be for you.

A little about me: I’m 28 years old. I’m a SF native, born and raised. I’m 6’7″, gainfully employed, and a decent guy. Being a lifelong Giants fan, it’s the culmination of my being to attend a World Series game. I’m looking for nothing more than to have a memorable night with someone who shares my passion for Giants baseball. That said, I am single.

Here’s what I need from you:

First name:
Age:
Occupation:
Favorite Giant:
Years as Giants fan:
What song would you like to play as you walk up to the plate?
Why should I choose you?
Attach Picture

This is 100% for real, which is why I have attached an image of what could be your ticket. Seeing as the game is Thursday, I will be reviewing all applications and making a final decision by noon on Wednesday.

Want To Get Banged By The Enemy?

San Francisco Giants fan flying out from California to attend the World Series this weekend… Looking to meet a Texas Ranger fan who is willing to show her Southern Hospitality in a NSA friendship… Can you handle spending some time with the “enemy” :P

Your picture will get my immediate response. Please put World Series in the subject line.

College Guy Looking For Chick To Take Him To Game:

You: Hot sugar mama with world series tickets
Me: College student who wants to go to the world series REALLY REALLY BADLY

let’s work out a deal ;)

Want To Be A World Series Escort?

Female companions wanted for Business Execs in town for World Series. You must be
18+
Attractive
Available for evening events
Have dress wordrobe
Able to hold your own in conversation
D D Free

REPLY WITH KEYWORD / FUN / ALONG WITH PIC(S) AND PHONE

Chubby Chaser Giants Fan:

Hey Ladies!

I’m a good looking single guy who is new to the area. A buddy of mine has offered me tickets to game 2 (10/28) and I need to find a date. I like bigger SSBBWs (300+), and preferrably younger than me.

I have pictures to trade. Drop me a line with a picture and we can go from there.

Talk to you soon :)

This Chick Must Be Fat And Ugly:

I went to the World Series in 2002 when the Giants were in it, and I would love to go again if you have an extra ticket! I love the Giants and baseball generally! I think going to a baseball game with someone else who loves the Giants and baseball is a great way to meet someone. I am well-educated and people tell me that I am very fun to be with and have a great sense of humor.

I will be happy to reply with a photo.

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