Daily Dump: U.K. Futboler Beats Lingerie Model Girlfriend's Ass After She Catches Him Having Sex?, Brooklyn Decker Hearts UNC, Zimmer-Petrino Feud, New Poon Of The NCAA, 68 New Hair Bras, 7 Sexy Chess Players & Katy Perry/Elmo GIF

Triana looks like she’s ready for some motorboating.
Giants-Rangers. Can you feel the excitement from Bud Selig?
Here is the Pat McAfee mugshot from TMZ. This guy might lose his punting job but we’re pretty sure he just became a legend for that bye week arrest. Swimming in a canal. In October? In Indiana? Such an Irish move.
It’s Thursday and we’re in a hurry. Later.
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Today’s Dump:
…we get this Thursday started with a bang – literally. Here is the 18-year-old part-time lingerie model who allegedly walked in on her futboler banging some strange ‘tang and then he allegedly put a beatdown on her for freaking out. Premiership footballer Andy Carroll sure knows how to make headlines in the U.K. [The Daily Mail]
Deanna Favre on Good Morning America this morning! Make sure you watch [Black Sports Online]
Buccaneers cheerleader Tiffany talks football but for some reason we just keep staring at her chest [Esquire]
Brooklyn Decker working out in her UNC gear – suck it, Dookies [Guyism]
Priceless: Bengals d-coordinator calls Bobby Petrino a “gutless bastard” – must read! [Cincinnati.com]
For those who like to collect Poon Of The NCAA photos [On Campus Drama]
German football cheerleaders have some serious ups [Unathletic]
Remember the Rick Rypien going after a fan video? The announcers think the fan was a fault! [Awful Announcing]
Losing Peruvian futbolers decide to poison the opponents? [Out of Bounds]
Today’s Tail:
68 Hair Bras That’ll Probably Make You Go Blind [Coed]
7 Sexiest Chess Players! [EgoTV]
The Katy Perry Boobs/Elmo GIF that your ass will be sending to all your buddies [Boobie Blog]
The Sara Jean Underwood Halloween Costume Collection! [Beer Goggler]
Anna Kendrick all cleavy at some event – and those puppies are real! [Moe Jackson]
Here is a 19-yr-old going sideboob/underboob & cleavage for this t-shirt maker [The Smoking Jacket]
Maria Vasi will probably snap off your dick if it came down to it [H8torade]
Taryn Manning Hawaii bikini action [Don Chavez]
For Our Black Tail Readership: Eden Evans is all NSFW for your ass [Booty Source]
For Our Canadian Readership: Elle sure as hell isn’t wintering in Calgary [Uncoached]
Carmen Ortega Flaunts Curves
The Most Embarassing Photos in Sports
Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad Ideas For the Weekend
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Awesomeness
Miss Campo Makes You Fall in Love
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
Girls Gone WILD
Hot Girl Doing Yoga
Best Bikini Bod Ever?
Miley Like You've Never Seen Her Before


