Video: That Couch Is Going To Need A Cleaning After This Ass Kicking

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We’ve given our house party fight advice before, but let us go over it again.

1. Don’t let him hit you in the face first. 2. Don’t let him pin you on the couch and use your face as a punching bag. 3. Don’t fight the biggest guy in the room.

Here we have white boy failing on all three levels. And, of course, he has his face opened up like a water fountain.

[College Kid Gets His Ass Kicked]

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