Nightcapper: Diamond Foxxx Is A Porn Star, Pittsburgh Steelers Fan & Wants You To Admire Her Huge Implanted Super Bowl Trophies

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Earlier today some asshole told us to avoid newsy items such as the possibility of ESPN telling coaches to call timeouts and just “stick to chicks.”

Wow. Here we thought starting a blog meant we could talk about whatever shit we wanted to talk about. Don’t like it, asshole, it’s time to go visit another blog.

So…to satify this jerkoff we went looking for chicks that we could tie to the NFL and develop a story that this asshole might actually like.

That road led us to Diamond Foxxx, a 37-year-old married former member of he Navy who liked screwing so much she got the boot from the service and figured that getting boned by men was a good career move.

Oh, did we mention she is a huge Pittsburgh Steelers fan?

PHOTOS! GIANT JUGS! SUPER BOWL CHEST TROPHIES! JUMP!

We happened upon Diamond via our normal Twitter commando raids where we infiltrate accounts looking for women who are interesting, look boneable and have some sort of sports tie-in.

Diamond had something like 8-10 photos on her account with her in a Steelers shirt.

Bingo!

From the AVN.com profile of Ms. Foxxx:

A native of Albany, Ga., she hails from a Navy family. After her father retired in Virginia, Foxxx settled down, got married and made her entrance into MILFdom. She later joined the Navy, only to be discharged before her one-year anniversary for having sex. Having turned 21 in boot camp, she says there was “no way I was not going to screw anyone I wanted!”

Foxxx soon met her current husband and the pair moved to Key West, where she discovered the world of porn. She originally started performing to earn money to invest in real estate, but it wasn’t long before she realized she craved having sex with strange men on camera.

“I really loved knowing men were watching me fuck and knowing they were getting their stiff dicks off to me!” she recalls. “It was such a turn-on.”

That’s great and all, but we’re here for her love of the Steelers.

Did we mention LaMarr Woodley is a Twitter buddy of Ms. Foxxx? Holy, Christ. Somebody better ankle bracelet a tracking device on Big Ben.

Recent movies that have been graced by the Super Bowl trophies:

  • The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody
    MILF Strap: Give Mommy Your Ass
    The Mommy X-Perience
    Doctor Adventures 7
    Housewife 1 on 1 #16
    Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs 2
    Big Tits Boss 10
    Kittens & Cougars 2
    Trust Justice 6: Taxin’ Dat Ass!
    Amateur Angels 17
    Big Tit Crackers

[Diamond Foxxx - Twitter]

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