Cuff ‘Em: U. Of Minnesota Duluth Football Captain Allegedly Says To Police, "I’m A ’Baller. I’ll Kick Your Ass."

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Here are your Robbie Aurich Facebook details.

Here is your arrest story from the Duluth News-Tribune:

A security guard and the police officer approached Aurich and told him he had too much to drink. Aurich reportedly had bloodshot eyes and was spitting as he tried to talk. His speech was slurred.

The officer escorted Aurich out of the bar about 1 a.m. Another officer saw Aurich push the officer back toward the door. The second officer said he told Aurich: “You’re under arrest. Put your hands behind your back.”

An officer handcuffed one of Aurich’s hands, but Aurich continued to push both officers, according to the police report. An officer put a Taser in Aurich’s back and told him he would be tased if he didn’t put his other hand behind his back. The football player allegedly said, “I’m a ’baller. I’ll kick your ass.’’ Aurich also allegedly said, “You’re embarrassing me.”

Another officer reported that Aurich said, “Don’t tase me.” The football player also allegedly said, “Do you think you can take me to the ground? I’ll beat you up right now.”

That’s one helluva expensive night at Grandma’s Sports Garden.

Oh, wait, we didn’t mention that was the place where Robbie was getting blotto? What a great bar name in Duluth, Minnesota. If you haven’t gotten shitfaced at Grandma’s then you really haven’t balled in the Upper Midwest.

[UMD football captain arrested after fight with police]

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