Daily Dump: Kevin The Intern’s Halloween Costume, Texas Rangers Import Poon To Distract Yankees?, Philly Poster To Lincecum: Fix Your Teeth, Pat Burrell: Bed Wetter, Wisconsin Poon!, WAG On WAG Wedding Dispute, Black Lingerie Overload & Pakistani Poon!

The Afternoon Dump: Michael Jordan Wants 100pts, Horrible 80's WWF Outfits, Katie Perry Loves Puppets, Hilarious Doormats, Snooki Time, One-Of-A-Kind Katie Cleary, Miley Cyrus Peace Sign, & Carissa Rosario In RukusThe Afternoon Dump: Michael Jordan Wants 100pts, Horrible 80's WWF Outfits, Katie Perry Loves Puppets, Hilarious Doormats, Snooki Time, One-Of-A-Kind Katie Cleary, Miley Cyrus Peace Sign, & Carissa Rosario In Rukus
Cuff 'Em: 113 Wisconsin Fans Ejected, Miss Badgers Upset Of #1 Ohio StateCuff 'Em: 113 Wisconsin Fans Ejected, Miss Badgers Upset Of #1 Ohio State

Teresa says, “If you are going to dick off at work, give me 1-3 minutes of your time.”

Watching football this weekend got us thinking.

Q: Where are all the black kickers?

Q: How does Thom Brennamen keep getting football jobs? We grew up with Marty in our ears and the kid just doesn’t cut it. We got the feeling Aikman was about to choke out mouthy Thommy.

Q: At what point does Urban Meyer fire his offensive coordinator?

Q: Did you see Jim Schwartz wearing his aviator glasses and with his hair looking fucking fabulous? Folks, this guy is the next big thing. Don’t believe our bullshit? You’ll see. He’ll win and drop panties. Give him 3-4 years.

Q: Where is that guy who was ripping our asses after Week One when we asked “How bad is Minnesota’s football program?” Where are you, pussy? Come run your mouth now. Tell us all about that schedule and how we’re assholes. 1-6 and your coach is fired – sounds like things are going great.

Q: Terrelle Pryor? Oh, yeah, we’ll get to that later this morning.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with news of Kevin The Intern choosing his Halloween costume. Here it is. Nice choice, fag [Uncoached]

Holy F@ck! Texas Rangers import serious poon to throw Yankees’ pitchers off game [Coed]

Is this safe? Your franchise riding a four-wheeler driven by the Phanatic & not wearing a helmet [Crossing Broad]

Philly fan poster messages to Tim Lincecum: “Fix your teeth.” “Wanna Smoke?” [Deadspin]

And more messages for Pat Burrell such as “Bed Wetter” [Big League Stew]

Wisconsin Poon Reward For Beating Ohio State – Stephanie & these photos [On Campus Drama]

Your Gameday Signs Roundup [Football Jesus]

Hey Urban, how’s it feel to lose to Mississippi State – at home – & only score 7! [Imgur]

Holy Shit! In case you missed the DeSean Jackson KO hit [Big Lead]

How about the Calvin Johnson TD celebration that started at the Giants 47-yard-line [Detroit4Lyfe]

How about Tebow lumbering for his first TD – suck it, disbelievers [SB Nation]

Oh, Shit! WAG Sues WAG Over Wedding Dispute – while we enjoy a good news item, the WAG photos are the real headliner here [Who Ate All The Pies]

Buccanneer cheerleaders do Halloween at Busch Gardens (photos) [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

The single-greatest Nebraska football shirt you’ll see all day [EDSBS]

Which leads us to this Hot Chicks In Sports Jersey link because this never gets old [EgoTV]

Black Lingerie Overload! [Don Chavez]

Leanne Crow with guns and chest monsters for your viewing pleasure [BoobieBlog]

Followed by Stacy Keibler in this shear dress giving us a view of those undies [TaxiDriverMovie]

Pakistani Poon! This chick says men call her boobs “Bubbles” – suck it, terrorists! [Smoking Jacket]

Selena Gomez interview pokie video [The Nip Slip]

All of your favorite U.K. glamour models topless for Nuts! [NSFWPOA]

If you haven’t seen these Blake Lively photos, don’t even think of working until you do [Beer Goggler]

10 Of The Weirdest Sexual Attractions We’d Never Heard Of But You Idiots Probably Enjoy [AngryT]

Waste All Sorts Of Company Time Today: 15 Hottest NSFW Page 3 Models In U.K. History [Sweaty Gooch]

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