Daily Dump: The One-Armed Kentucky Footballer, Gunslinger Hit In The Nuts By Errant Football, Touching Cam Newton’s Junk, Eagles Cheerleader Talks Science, 60 Halloween Ass-Entials, Halloween Poon – The P.I. & Miss November Vs. A Stripper Pole!

Nightcapper: Antoine Dodson Shines On BET Awards Show With Token White Guy On KeyboardNightcapper: Antoine Dodson Shines On BET Awards Show With Token White Guy On Keyboard
Cuff 'Em: Florida Cop Blasts Naked Jogger With Taser; Dash & Hat Cams Catch The Action!Cuff 'Em: Florida Cop Blasts Naked Jogger With Taser; Dash & Hat Cams Catch The Action!

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Oh, hello Ms. Nicole. We approve of your clothing choice.

Question: What qualities would create the perfect porn star? It really is a riveting question that we’re sure you and your construction buddies will totally dive right into and debate.

We told you so. Brett won’t play the entire season in Minnesota. He’ll be back in Mississippi by December 1 at the latest. It’s all coming to an end, Vikes fan. Face reality that your team is about to suck really bad. It’s about to be a complete f*cking mess thanks to crazy salaries that are going to come back to haunt you.

One other thing. Why isn’t anyone talking about Rachel Glandorf making her NFL WAG debut this weekend? We’re still efforting to figure out if she’ll be taking her insane Texan body to class up Pittsburgh. Stay tuned.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get rolling with David Arquette saying he’s only hit that side piece of ass maybe once or twice. She says it has been hundreds, possibly thousands, of times. New workout photos of Jasmine to peruse [The Blemish]

You have to see the one-armed Kentucky footballer [SportsGrid]

Photo: the Auburn fan who really wants to touch Cam Newton’s junk [EDSBS]

Return of Roethlisberger: as only Kissing Suzy Kolber can [KSK]

Does the thought of an Eagles cheerleader talking science interest you? [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

This is God telling Brett Favre to keep his cock off cellphones [Detroit4Lyfe]

Victoria Beckham offers to find Kelly Brook a futboler boyfriend…offer declined [GoalyMoly]

The most adorable fat kid you’re going to see all day [Uncoached]

25 Amazon User Reviews That Are Hilarious and Probably Useless [Manofest]

Today’s Tail:

60 Ass-entials Of Halloween (which means you’ll see plenty of Halloween ass) [Coed]

Halloween Poon Costumes: the undercover cleavy special agent [Barstool]

Dream: Karissa Shannon gets KO’ed by a flying pumpkin. Reality: dumb shit PR campaign rolls along at a pumpkin patch [Don Chavez]

Here are the NSFW screencaps of Playboy’s Miss November working a stripper pole – good stuff! [Nudography]

Check out the chest monsters on this ice cream spokeswoman [The Smoking Jacket]

More Aussie poon than a normal man could possibly stand [Guyism]

Kourtney & The Giant Ass® share a drink [MoeJackson]

The infamous Hump Day Hotties in case you missed them yesterday [Funtasticus]

Jennifer Hawkins wants you to see her shoes [The Beer Goggler]

Polish see-throughs! [The Nip Slip]

13 Sexiest Psycho Chicks You’ll Ever See [Ranker]

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