Poon Of The Big Ten: Northwestern Chicks "Natasha" & "Brooke" Paint Each Other For Northwestern Football Games, Are SINGLE!

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“Natasha”, right, practicing her center-QB exchanges with friend Brooke.

The following email was waiting for us yesterday morning:

let me know if you’re interested, thanks.

That’s it.

Oh, and there were three images attached featuring two Northwestern chicks in body paint.

Our initial reaction? Is this a joke? Are you about to prank our asses because it’s Monday and cute chicks from Northwestern don’t seem to get in touch that often? This is like a dream come true on a Monday morning. Smart chicks acting dirty for the camera and waiting in our email is why we wake up each day. This one deserves a smelly sticker on our desk calendar.

Of course we started asking questions to “Natasha” and “Brooke.” (Yes, those are fake names because the ladies don’t want you morons harassing them on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.)

Here are the follow-up answers from “Natasha”:

as of right now, we’re both single…who knows how long that’ll last. I’m a senior, my friend is a freshman. I’m 6’0″ tall and blonde, she’s 5’10” and blonde (used to play basketball, I play tennis).

as for other pics with non-nerds from Northwestern..honestly theyre hard to come by…this place can be filled with nerds. some of them are cute.

I’ve been painting up every year since I’ve gone here and wanted my freshman friend to have her first painted experience ;). And yes, we painted each other. paint got EVERYWHERE.

we’re both political science majors…and…we both like to have fun (even though we go to the nerdy school of the big 10…but hey nerds can be hot, right?).

What the f*ck is wrong with the douchebags at Northwestern? Don’t make us buy Kevin The Intern a bus ticket from West Lafayette to show these two a good time.

We will.

And don’t think his goofy ass hasn’t been picking up pointers from us on how to land a 6-foot tennis player. We’ll totally send his ass on a special bodypainting assignment for the next Northwestern home game (Saturday, Michigan State).

Busted Coverage has offered “Natasha” a job as our special counsel if she decides to take that political science degree to law school. Just the thought of a 6-footer maneuvering our offices and handling our cease/desist emails sends tingles up and down our spines.

Not that we’d leave Brooke out of the mix. She can totally have Kevin’s job whenever she decides to come on board. Then on Saturdays we can all get together, visit the local Home Depot, buy a gallon of paint and just get crazy.

Need we say it again? Busted Coverage is the greatest thing to happen in our lives. 3 years ago getting chicks to send emails like this was impossible. Now, it’s a reality.

[Northwestern football schedule....bodypainting opportunities!]

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