Busted Coverage Road Trip 2010 'Bama-Florida: Lovely Bama Poon, Pat Forde's Dude Posse, Classic Gator 80's Rocker, Just Divorced Truck, Halloween Costumes & Our Hands Within Inches Of Nick Saban!

The Afternoon Dump: Lord Romo, Heat Index Is Dumb, South Park Does NASCAR, Lip Dubbing WIth Kermit The Frog, Shia LeBouf vs. Frankie Muniz, Girls On The Beach, Jessica Alba In GQ, & Whitney From ASUThe Afternoon Dump: Lord Romo, Heat Index Is Dumb, South Park Does NASCAR, Lip Dubbing WIth Kermit The Frog, Shia LeBouf vs. Frankie Muniz, Girls On The Beach, Jessica Alba In GQ, & Whitney From ASU
Daily Dump: Yaris Sanchez & Those Giant Boobs Support The Jets, Hot Chicks Wearing MLB Playoff Team Gear, Rachel Uchitel's Kitty, Tiger's Other Big Boobed Chick, Kevin Kennedy - "Matter Of F*ck", Arayane's Brazilian Ass & Taylor Stevens Cleav!Daily Dump: Yaris Sanchez & Those Giant Boobs Support The Jets, Hot Chicks Wearing MLB Playoff Team Gear, Rachel Uchitel's Kitty, Tiger's Other Big Boobed Chick, Kevin Kennedy - "Matter Of F*ck", Arayane's Brazilian Ass & Taylor Stevens Cleav!

bama poon & the toolbag

Discussing the Florida defense and it’s chances of stopping Ingram/Richardson.

We’re back to BC HQ and already miss wearing penny loafers, shorts and Polo shirts.

Returning to the grind was nearly impossible after two nights of booze in Tuscaloosa. The place can take it out of a 30-ish man. Between the sights, sound and a football ass kicking, BC was fully prepared to get the hell out of Alabama. A few more nights and we would have just moved in.

The highlights:

• The Weather: Why is it that once the car hit the Tennessee/Alabama line the clouds started to overtake the glorious Southern sky? It was like, ‘Alright assholes, you had your fun, now it’s time to suffer…for 5 months.’

• The People: Could we be treated any better? Impossible. All we had to say was, “We’re here just to experience Tuscaloosa.” Those words are like floodgates being opened. Offers to show you around. Tailgate offers. Offers to return for golf. And women love such new blood. If you are single, have a solid wingman and have a professional job that proves you aren’t a complete loser this town is a dream.

• Walk of Champions: It’s your typical players walk into the stadium taken to the next level by crazy ‘Bama fans who literally camp out for multiple hours to have Nick Saban walk past the family. Here is a tip: get there about 15 minutes before shit hits the fan and just move your way to the front. If anyone asks, it’s your first time in Tuscaloosa and you’re there for the ‘experience.’

• The Food: Our first time eating alligator. Memo to self: don’t wash it down with tequila & grapefruit juice…after pounding drafts for several hours. Holy shit. Otherwise, it’s tasty. (Sidenote: avoid Dreamland BBQ. Overrated.)

• The Bar Scene: Tuscaloosa could use more bars with outdoor patios. ‘The Strip’ is a classic 4 block strip of a few bars, a Publix, a BP and a few places to get some grub. Don’t miss The Houndstooth. This is ‘Bama fan’s HQ if you don’t have a tailgating tent and don’t want the hassle. Get there a little early and secure an outdoor table. When people ask to sit with you, especially hot chicks, don’t say ‘Well, my buddy was sitting there.’ His drunk ass shouldn’t have gotten up to take a leak. (Sidenote: Slam down an order of Big Bad Wolves pulled pork nachos. Thank us later.)

• The Tailgating: It’s everywhere. The Quad is the main area of emphasis, but we found fans tailgating pretty much anywhere they could put up a tent. It’s your usual mix of out of control beer bongers to normal, BBQ guy getting his grill and coleslaw on. You’ll never see more RVs than at ‘Bama. These people mean business. And RV business, from the look of things, is doing very well.

• The Police: Don’t act like a douche and you’re all good. Beer cans were carried around pretty much the entire city. Break a bottle or start a fight and you’re going to have trouble. Get trashed, maybe puke on a sidewalk, but act cool about it and you’ll be fine. We personally watched partiers who couldn’t walk being dragged down The Strip without police attention. That was at 10 p.m.

• The Stadium: Hands down, Bryant-Denny is the best football complex in college football. Don’t even argue with us. It’s loud, it’s modern, the video boards are extremely well positioned and these people are out for blood. Add in Florida visiting, national TV/CBS and the only other experience that compares would be a night game at Autzen.

• The Ladies: Guys, we’ve been to college football games in four time zones. We know our college football poon. Alabama ladies mix country girl and sundress better than any school out there. One day she’s blazing hot at a tailgate showing tan shoulder and wearing heels that make a rapper blush. The next morning she’s out blasting a cap in a wild boar. You tell us a school that can match that and we’ll visit your town in 2011.

• Overall: Stop wasting your money catching Ohio State vs. Eastern Michigan. Or Bowling Green invading Michigan. Save up, get a hotel room early and splurge on a real college football weekend where you’ll meet great people and have a super fun time. Are you a Midwest college student? All we can say is road trip. Roll into town and say you’re there for the ‘experience.’

Photos of ‘Bama vs. Florida, after the jump.

bama poon explaining stuff

Both are able to hold stacked red cups & cell phones while talking clothes. Talent!

bama poon matching heels

Bama shoe porn.

bama poon multi-tasking

bama poon multi-tasking 2

bama poon side angle

can lady

Even the can lady rocks the Houndstooth.

church sign

horn head fan

florida fan as borat

lost ohio state fan

early halloween costume

just divorced

“Roll Tide Roll! Just Divorced.”

pat forde has an itch

Yes, we nearly rubbed shoulders with ESPN’s Pat Forde at the Houndstooth.

saban walk of champions

saban papers

brodie croyle wife

We’re hoping that is Brodie Croyle and his wife because she’s famous for this.

bama sideline poon

Bama football hostesses? Not sure, but this was everywhere on the sidelines.

florida fan with great hair

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