Cuff ‘Em: New England Patriots Fan (& Federal Prosecutor) Has Boner During Swim In Front Of Little Girl, Mom?

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This might be a New England Patriots fan arrest story, but it comes from Florida!

As if we even had to tell you.

From the Miami Herald:

A Miami federal prosecutor was arrested Sunday afternoon at a local bar after a young girl and her mother accused him of being indecent when he went swimming in his boxers at the establishment’s pool overlooking the Miami River and downtown.

Sean Cronin, 35, was charged with a felony, lewd and lascivious exhibition, and a misdemeanor, resisting a police officer without violence, as he left Finnegan’s River, 401 SW Third Ave., according to an arrest affidavit.

Cronin, a Boston native who was watching the New England Patriots game on the big-screen TV at the outdoor bar, decided to go swimming in his boxer shorts. The girl and her mother were at the pool.

According to the arrest form, the girl and her mother told police that Cronin’s genitalia were exposed as he exited the pool. `The victim’s mother, who also witnessed the incident, then covered her daughter’s eyes,” the form said.

Police arrested the guy at about 2:30 p.m. which is usually about halftime. The Pats were leading 17-16 at half against the Bills, which would obviously lead to extensive drinking and a dip to cool off.

What is odd is that dude would just jump in with the boxers.

But here comes the moneyshot that the Miami Herald won’t publish from the police report.

The victims state that when Cronin got out of the pool “his penis was exposed and it appeared to be erect.”

Must of had the halftime moneyline.

[Miami federal prosecutor arrested after swimming in his boxers]

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