Daily Dump: Florida Marlins Rookie Hazing Hairy Bush, ASU Coeds Grind On Old Guys, New SEC Poon, Auburn Ain't Shit Button, Auburn War Eagle Attacks!, Kim Kardashian's Boobs Bomb Check & Candice Swanepoel Dresses Up

By Joe Kinsey September 28, 2010 Posted in Daily Dump Joe Kinsey g+ page

The boys at Barstool Sports hit a home run yet again with this faceless lingerie model.

This was sent to us last night:

Where did you guys go today? No updates, not even a â€œsick dayâ€â€¦

Yeah, that’s right, no updates. Our asses had a 3:00 a.m. wake-up call….in Vegas. You do the math. Then we were on an airplane the rest of the day. Sorry to ruin your day, people. We deserve a vacation day, no?

What did we learn about Las Vegas in a down economy? The stripper pole business is booming.

We’re usually up for chicks dancing on poles but when they look like meth addicts who couldn’t get a stripper job, we’re disgusted. Oh, and 6-5 BJ to go with those dancers. You morons playing 6-5 BJ should be patted on the back. It’s not like you give two shits that your stupid ass is taking a 20% cut when you hit blackjack.

To Vegas and its shitty new vibe: f*ck off. It’s good to see that the city where awesome gambling used to be the norm has been ruined by California/Arizona/Tempe/Phoenix assholes who split 10s, pass out on slot machines, wear their hats titled to the right and sport graphic tees that look like they were painted by a crackhead.

Vegas is no longer a gambling city. It’s a place for a bunch of whores to walk around and look for other whores to hang out with.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with this hairy bush on a Florida Marlins rookie who is being hazed by a bunch of straight guys who find hairy bush on a cross-dressed life guard funny [Last Angry Fan]

Speaking of being hazed…..this guy has a radio station tat on his forehead….[BroBible]

Ahhhhhh shit! ASU coeds (chicks) getting freaky with old guys (even more for $20?) [Guyism]

SEC Poon to celebrate the end of Week 4 [Poon of the SEC]

This is how Alabama moms roll: “Auburn Ain’t Shit” [Friends of the Program]

Pic: Auburn’s War Eagle scares the shit out of the home crowd [Dr. Saturday]

Video: David Beckham pissed off at prostitution hecklers [YouBeenBlinded]

Miles Austin says great part about dating The Giant Ass…Laker floor seats [CelebSlam]

Mark Schlereth’s booth debut riles pussy blogger who’s offended by comments [SB Nation]

NFL Player Tweets Vs. NFL Twitter Laws: Ryan Grant is on IR, can he tweet during game? [SteadyBurn]

Louis Delmas goes middle finger and of course the cameras catch it [Detroit4Lyfe]

Only Thing Looking Good In San Fran – the cheerleaders [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

Nate Robinson Twitter Gallery: NBAers sleeping on a bus! [JerseyChaser]

Delonte West sorta addresses question on him banging LeBron’s mom [BlackSportsOnline]

7 Offensive Moments In Seasame Street History Worse Than Katy Perry’s Cleav [EgoTV]

Just Another List To Debate: 15 Awesome Band Names Named After Real People [Ranker]

Today’s Tail:

Get Your Ass Shitcanned & Sent To Unemployment Line Link Of The Day: Camerella! [BoobieBlog]

This is great: Kim Kardashian having boobs checked for bombs at airport [MoeJackson]

Those douchebags on Fox & Friends nearly have their brainless heads explode when Victoria’s Secret chicks visit the set to talk, wearing tight dresses [Don Chavez]

Let’s get this short week rolling with some Natalie and these giant cans [NextRound]

And continue our love of giant cans with Arizona native Jennifer [Coed]

Candice Swanepoel would like to clean something in your house [The Beer Goggler]

Lizzy will probably make your sexual fantasies come true & wipe out your bank account [Heyman]

And Another List: 30 Great Moments In Katy Perry Cleav [Manofest]

Hey! Look! Nadine Velazquez from “The League.” Analyze is you wish [Gunaxin]

Jew Poon: Tal will give you wood while watching CNBC [Uncoached]

Laura swears these aren’t implants – BC calls bullshit on that claim [H8torade]

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